Desperate and frustated writer seeks open-minded readers for meaningful relationship. And cash. I enjoy writing. And I enjoy sport. What is that you say? An opportunity to combine the two? Hoorah! I'm a little bit off-the-wall, shall we say. So you might want to take what I write with a pinch of salt. Oh, I've written a novel called AARDVARK which - like all the articles I've written - has nothing to do with sport. The main character supports Arsenal, but that's about it. Unlikely I know, but email me at aphilklein@googlemail.com to find out more.