The new  season has finally popped its head out of the hole of dodgy transfer reporting it hibernates in. So it's worth looking at what is to come.

I know how I get annoyed at part-time pundits and full- time hacks with nothing to lose banging on about what their own personal egos tell them the future will be, so... what about looking at the guys who bet their houses on it?

Fans and pundits alike risk only their reputation if they entirely screw the pooch. But the bookies have a living to make. The first thing you notice is that they expect Groundhog Day for the top five - Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool, Arsenal and Spurs. In that order. For the Tottenham fans predicting a break into the top four, despite the opening day defeat at Sunderland, the bookies still have their chances a fair whack behind the others - but closer than last year.

'In the overall scoring charts, Didier Drogba is expected to be the man, followed by Wayne Rooney, Dimitar Berbatov and Robin van Persie. So no top scoring Liverpool front man. I guess they are expected to be very tight at the back'


Spurs have jumped from 150/1 to 66/1 to win the Premiership this coming season. Arsenal, though, are about 10/1, marginally behind Liverpool. So bad luck, Tottenham - fifth it is.

The odds are tight between the top two, though, and they will no doubt swap places constantly over the season. The same is not expected over the next three contenders, with the bookies more confident about their final placings.

When it comes to goals, Arsenal  have no mentions in the top four leading scorers from midfield, neither do Manchester United. Chelsea have Frank Lampard, Liverpool Steven Gerrard and Spurs Jermaine Jenas as fourth-top scorer from midfield after Everton's Mikael Arteta. In the overall scoring charts, Didier Drogba is expected to be the man, followed by Wayne Rooney, Dimitar Berbatov and Robin van Persie. So no top scoring Liverpool front man. I guess they are expected to be very tight at the back.

Turning to the league below the top five, Big Sam Allardyce is placed to turn flailing Newcastle around immediately and guide them into Europe ahead of Aston Villa and Everton. The days of Sven-Goran Eriksson being seen as a saviour in the green and pleasant land are over and the expectation of  Manchester City is dull mediocrity. Exactly what he brought to the English team, then.

To finish respectably in the top half and bank more money than ever before with the new TV deal will be West Ham, Blackburn and Portsmouth and, for the occasional money-man, Manchester City.

The award for the worst start to the season will go to Wigan, with Chris Hutchings out of a job quicker than an MP in a sex scandal, followed by Lawrie Sanchez at Fulham and Sammy Lee at Bolton. Of the three, it's only Wigan to be relegated, accompanied by Derby and Birmingham sans Steve Bruce.

This Spurs fan, though, is betting against the bookies. A tenner on Tottenham for top four and another for top three. Not the house, though - I'll leave that to better men.

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