Have you ever sat down and wondered just why some of football’s rules are so ridiculous?

I mean, what could be more stupid than rewarding a player who deliberately handles the ball to prevent a goal? Instead of the referee being allowed to award the offended-against team the goal they clearly deserve, the guy who commits the offence (as in the case of Everton’s Phil Neville against Liverpool last week) gets sent off and the opposing team are merely awarded a penalty.

Fortunately, Dirk Kuyt scored the resultant spot-kick and Liverpool won 2-1, but what would have happened had he fluffed it? Neville would have missed the last minute or two of the game and Everton would have cheated their way to a 1-1 draw.

'It doesn’t matter whether FIFA, UEFA, the English FA or whoever is to blame, the fact is the so-called ‘'beautiful'’ game is bogged down in antiquity'


The answer to such crimes is obvious to me. Referees should be allowed to award a penalty GOAL, in the way rugby sanctions penalty tries when the referee feels a certain score has been prevented by foul play.

That is just one of the ludicrous laws that make football the laughing stock of sport. While games like rugby and cricket have moved firmly into the 21st century, the round-ball game remains entrenched in 19th century officialdom – with its administrators steadfastly refusing to introduce the video technology that could solve 90 per cent of its problems.

It doesn’t matter whether FIFA, UEFA, the English FA or whoever is to blame, the fact is the so-called ‘beautiful’ game is bogged down in antiquity. And as long as the current policies remain, it will be blighted by the following stupid inconsistencies:
  • Genuine goals disallowed because neither the referee nor linesmen can see the ball has crossed the line.
  • Penalties awarded to players who blatantly cheat by diving when they are not fouled.
  • Spot-kicks not given because officials with dubious eyesight cannot see forwards have been illegally manhandled – or blatant handballs by defenders.
  • Penalties awarded for offences committed outside the box – plus free-kicks given for offences against attacking teams that do take place in the area.
  • Players getting away with vicious off-the-ball violence behind the back of officials (at least for the duration of the match).
All those problems could be solved in one fell swoop – by a video official sitting in the stands with a television play-back monitor. Rugby does it, cricket does it and if anything it adds to the excitement rather than detracts from it (as football officials would have us believe).

There’s nothing more nailbiting than waiting to find out if your team’s winning try is legal – or if your key batsman has been run out. It’s euphoria or despair…joy or utter disappointment. But oh, so marvellous when it comes to the sheer emotion of it all.

Do us a favour, you heads-in-the-sand football wrinklies. Give the fans what just about every other sport has and people might take the administration of your game more seriously.

As it is, you’re just the walking dead of modern sport.

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