I know I’m only a woman (well, I’m sure a lot of you male football fans would use the word ‘only’, judging from the reaction to my previous articles) but why are footballers such big softies?

I watch all sports and enjoy them thoroughly, but for some reason half the players in the Premier League only seem happy when they are writhing in feigned agony on the ground.

It usually tends to happen when they have the ball taken off them by an opponent; is it perhaps a way of excusing their incompetence and trying to convince the fans that they were illegally robbed of possession?

'Adebayor is a good player and a very big guy but he gives me the impression that if someone pulled his hair he would cry'


Take today’s Liverpool v Arsenal match. The game itself was a wonderful advert for top-class football, but in the first half, Arsenal striker Emmanuel Adebayor seemed to spend more time on the ground than on his feet. Each time he was ‘injured’ in a contact situation, he made a miraculous recovery once the trainer had come on and given him football’s equivalent of a consoling kiss. Adebayor is a good player and a very big guy but he gives me the impression that if someone pulled his hair he would cry.

People always say women have a higher pain threshold than men – and watching football sometimes makes me really believe that.

It is so different to rugby, where you know that when a player goes down in a heap he really is hurt. I mean, how often do you see a serious injury in a football match? By that, I mean an injury that needs hospital treatment. I don’t mean a cut that requires stitches – in rugby they sew them up straight away in the changing room and send the wounded player back on the field within a couple of minutes.

Yet you can virtually guarantee there will be eight or ten occasions in any Premier League match when a player will require attention for an injury, either real or feigned. And how many end up in hospital - next to none. I reckon 75 per cent of those 'injuries' are for effect and I think things would change dramatically if an ‘injured’ player was forced to leave the field for five minutes.

The joke scenario of crocked players hobbling off, then straight back on is just one of dozens of ridiculous situations football’s archaic rules allow to occur. And for heaven’s sake why don’t they stop the clock when ‘injuries’ are being treated and substitutions being made?

In rugby, the trainer attends to injured players while the game continues. That would be another option in football but I’d much prefer to see a ‘get off for five minutes’ rule brought in.

Plus a lesson from any rugby player on what the word ‘pain’ actually means.

Do you agree with Hayley that footballers are big softies compared to their rugby counterparts? Post a comment below or submit an article of your own if you prefer.