Watching a football game with my American brother-in-law is one of the most frustrating things. I have to constantly translate from footballese to Yank, and like most residents of the football tundra that is Michigan, he cannot fathom the difference between club football and international football.

Things got a whole lot trickier in Sunday’s Grand Slam clash between Arsenal and Chelsea. Yelps of “he’s cheating!” every time someone erroneously swan dives to the turf are de rigeur when I am watching football but with the Sunday’s match-up I had to put up with “Adebayor…that doesn’t sound English, Fabregas ... that doesn’t sound English,” and on and on and on, such was the incessant drone that the idea of watching a snuff movie of my parents was preferable to watching this game with my Yank-in-law.

And yet it was very hard to answer my in-law. Why on earth didn’t Arsenal have a single Englishman in their line-up? I’ve always had a soft spot for the Gunners, and still do, but when you take a step back and see that their entire line-up at the weekend, including subs, didn’t have a single person from the British Isles, let alone England, then the whole thing starts to leave a strange taste in the mouth.

'I love the entire squad equally, but having local lads like Leighton Baines, Tony Hibbert, Leon Osman and Alan Stubbs in the team is extra special'


I’m an Evertonian and although we are starting to become replete with foreigners we always manage to play some Brits and, better still, some Englishmen. I’d like to say I love the entire squad equally, but having local lads like Leighton Baines, Tony Hibbert, Leon Osman and Alan Stubbs in the team is extra special – particularly on derby day.

Now I am not saying that victory without these Scousers would be an empty one but it is nice to have at least a smattering of local talent, otherwise you run the risk of becoming a band of wandering international minstrels, with nothing to tether them to the area they play in. This is the reason that I know one day Mikel Arteta will go back to Spain out of filial loyalty to his childhood heroes – how long before Arsenal’s players want to go home?

Arsenal have no local talent and the closest they can boast to English talent is Theo Walcott. Wouldn’t victory be even sweeter with some Englishmen in the side or is this an old argument that doesn’t hold up to the modern Premier League world?