Following their victory over Birmingham City at Old Trafford, Sir Alex Ferguson made it known loud and clear, that the atmosphere at Old Trafford was akin to a funeral.

United fans  do not need reminding of Roy Keane's explanation for the lack of atmosphere at home games (punters' mouths stuffed with prawn sandwiches), and the The Emirates has been described as a library.

These days, football is all about executive boxes and tourists with some clubs' fans are so used to winning that singing is a distraction from checking how the hedge fund is growing on the Iphone.

'Some clubs' fans are so used to winning that singing is a distraction from checking how the hedge fund is growing on the Iphone'


This is your chance to make yourselves heard. Don't be shy, let's hear about the fans who make so little noise that clubs require sign language interpreters to get the message across.

Which team’s followers are a shame to their club? Which are the quietest grounds in Britain? Post your comments below, or better still, make yourself heard in an article to Sportingo.