Home > Football > Who is the WORST striker in the Premier League?
by Sportingo Team on 22 January 2008
Email this Article (278) Comments
Free £25 bet when you register at
Official Merchandise Delivered Direct to Your Door
Comments (278)
by DJ on January 22, 2008
Darius Vassell Or Emilie Heskey
by ma on January 22, 2008
Emile Hesky...
by THFC2003 on January 22, 2008
Andy Johnson.
by dave on January 22, 2008
DARREN BENT
by Jonny F on January 22, 2008
Earnshaw at Derby, though Kuyt runs him close.
by Rob on January 22, 2008
Dirk Kuyt. Hands down.
by Goose on January 22, 2008
Dirk Kuyt
by Georgge on January 22, 2008
Van persie
by scottyb on January 22, 2008
how can emile heskey be the worst, and you call yourself a football fan, kenny miller, awful
by A surprised Finn on January 22, 2008
And that has to be Shefki Kuqi of Fulham FC. It´s totally unbelievable that he's been playing quite ragularly on the highest level in England for some years now. Who scouted him in the first place??
by Stu.d on January 22, 2008
Mido...fat & Crap
by dan on January 22, 2008
[quote]DARREN BENT[/quote] Oh yeah a player with a 1-in-2 goals per game ration is the worst in the league? What a muppet...
by alex on January 22, 2008
come to old traford
by daz on January 22, 2008
carlton cole has the most assists in the league! and his all round play is decent, chipping in with the odd goal...crank
by Paul on January 22, 2008
Wayne Rooney
by Jimmy on January 22, 2008
£16m Darren Bent, shocking. £10m Dirk Kuyt, couldn't hit a barn door. And thats from a Liverpool fan.
by nik on January 22, 2008
David Nugent
by paul wells on January 22, 2008
cummon you lot, you never heard of Chopra. I recken he has to beat Heskey into top spot. 6 mill for a ex skunk (Ex Newcastsumical, sorry can not say that word)Gotta win top spot.
by French Gooner on January 22, 2008
As it happened with Zamora the sp*rs bought a player with much hyped who was king of a tiny little kingdom (the valley in this case) and decided to splash an inconsiderate amount of money on that player... As an arsenal fan i love the text and calls i get from sp*rs fans i know at the beginning of a season after another overpriced stupid acquisition saying "that's it we'll be kings of N London now". It makes my day and my season for that matter.... Berbatov does not fall far from that category as he misses elephants in corridor despite once in a while indeed scoring a skillful goal... So BENT it is YOU the worst and most overrated striker in the EPL! Come you gooners!
by jim on January 22, 2008
Walcott the suppose-to-be stricker from arse. £12 million, how many goals he got?
by simon on January 22, 2008
kevin davies bolton!!! useless
by dudest on January 22, 2008
Stay at home
by Natespur on January 22, 2008
Dean Ashton, for such a talented guy he has been lazy and fat this season, i know he's been injured but his confidence is shot to pieces
by Thedon on January 22, 2008
Dirk Shyte, sorry Kuyt.No pace, no dribbling skills, no movement, no finish, large fee and the only praise he ever gets is for his 'massive work-rate'!Could have signed Robbie Savage for that - would have been a lot cheaper
by strey on January 22, 2008
by John on January 22, 2008
Antoine Sibierski
by wanstar on January 22, 2008
Can't be that good because we've had him for years and he's never really played for the first team. I got nothing against him though. apparentley he's dynamite for the reserves.....
by paul on January 22, 2008
Fatty Tevez.
by ZAK on January 22, 2008
MARK VIDUKA, AND THAT'S FROM ALL THE NEWCASTLE FAN'S I KNOW. "FAT AND LAZY" THEY SAY.
by Scott Cheggs on January 22, 2008
Need I say more!!
by dizzy on January 22, 2008
Voronin & Kuyt... cack
by Chris on January 22, 2008
Dirk Kuyt has given very little "bang for the buck".
C.Ronaldo. what a loser.
by Reggie on January 22, 2008
Agreed with the above - Dong Gook Lee would cack in the Conference never mind the Premiership!
by Mark efc on January 22, 2008
the dope who put andy johnson as the worst striker is having a laf - the bitter spurs dope just coz darren bent cost 16m and he's crap ... in my opinion its between marcus and darren bent
by Ivan on January 22, 2008
I was tempted to say "KUYT hands down" as someone wrote... but I think Kuyt is not a striker or even a lowly-gifted premier league player... Maybe in Japan second league he would be a hit.. not at Liverpool... SO, the crown for BEST striker (for the other side's fans) goes to "bargain" Voronin.... The pity is we let "God" Robbie Fowler go for such a crop, useless "striker" and gave away Baros plus £ 4m for a comical figure like Kuyt... Unfortunately I say this as a Liverpool fan.. :-(
by bud on January 22, 2008
Thats easy.. walcott!!!
by Stu and White Army on January 22, 2008
Shevchenko
by mark on January 22, 2008
David Nugent: So much was expected from this guy but he's clealry not Prem. standard. Off you go sonny.
by Alan Cook on January 22, 2008
Mark King
by Ingvi Ágústsson on January 22, 2008
Dirk Kuyt without a doubt
by Imhotep on January 22, 2008
And not a single mention of Lee Dong-Gook. You should be ashamed of yourselves. To be fair though I suppose Middlesbrough's entire strikeforce could compete for the title of worst striker. Dishonourable mentions for Bianchi and Kuyt.
by Nick McDonald on January 22, 2008
Kenny Miller Has to be someone who's playing regularly though cos it's not really fair if they're not on the pitch to score!
by Scouse on January 22, 2008
worst payers are heskey and Kuyt, Darren Bent,
by Toby on January 22, 2008
Carlton Cole doesnt have the most assists, a.young does Carlton cole cant hit a barn door
[quote]As it happened with Zamora the sp*rs bought a player with much hyped who was king of a tiny little kingdom (the valley in this case) and decided to splash an inconsiderate amount of money on that player... As an arsenal fan i love the text and calls i get from sp*rs fans i know at the beginning of a season after another overpriced stupid acquisition saying "that's it we'll be kings of N London now". It makes my day and my season for that matter.... Berbatov does not fall far from that category as he misses elephants in corridor despite once in a while indeed scoring a skillful goal... So BENT it is YOU the worst and most overrated striker in the EPL! Come you gooners![/quote] What a surprise a FRENCH gooner! Berba is better than all your strikers put together you tw*t! F*ck off and write about Lyon or PSG, ALL SCUM FANS ARE ANTI-ENGLAND! back to the subject, i would say its out of Ameobi or Shevchenko
by Billy Bonds on January 22, 2008
Who the Fu@k is Mark King?
by aj on January 22, 2008
by Skip86 on January 22, 2008
How can bent be the worst when he's got a 1 in 2 record in the premiership?! He isn't worth £16m i admit but theres strikers like Leroy Lita who arent worth a 10th of that!
by jas on January 22, 2008
by LondonVilla2008 on January 22, 2008
Dong Fangzhuo - shockingly bad player...
Credit to the Middlesbrough fans here. Didn't get my post submitted in time. Even they're admitting Gook is the worst!
by adam on January 22, 2008
by max on January 22, 2008
jemery alideaire
by NICK MOSE on January 22, 2008
I THINK STEVE HOWARD WAS SHOCKING IN THE GAMES I SAW HIM PLAY BUT CHOPRA WAS A £5MILLION BUY AND ONLY SCORED A COUPLE OF GOALS
by N.S.B on January 22, 2008
IT HAS TO BE JEREMIE ALIADIERE
by Tom Britten on January 22, 2008
I think he was in some average 80's band..
by Harry Redknapp on January 22, 2008
Nugent.
by john on January 22, 2008
Bent is the worst ever striker thats why spurs willing to sell him for £8m.
by Sambo on January 22, 2008
Carlton Cole, Jason Roberts & David Nugent
by michael on January 22, 2008
wallcot,shevchenko or darrent bent
by Clock End Gooner on January 22, 2008
[quote][quote]As it happened with Zamora the sp*rs bought a player with much hyped who was king of a tiny little kingdom (the valley in this case) and decided to splash an inconsiderate amount of money on that player... As an arsenal fan i love the text and calls i get from sp*rs fans i know at the beginning of a season after another overpriced stupid acquisition saying "that's it we'll be kings of N London now". It makes my day and my season for that matter.... Berbatov does not fall far from that category as he misses elephants in corridor despite once in a while indeed scoring a skillful goal... So BENT it is YOU the worst and most overrated striker in the EPL! Come you gooners![/quote] What a surprise a FRENCH gooner! Berba is better than all your strikers put together you tw*t! F*ck off and write about Lyon or PSG, ALL SCUM FANS ARE ANTI-ENGLAND! back to the subject, i would say its out of Ameobi or Shevchenko[/quote] What a well researched & educated response to a comment: "Berba i
by Martin on January 22, 2008
Your all mad. Dong-Gook Lee is by far the worst.
by SPURS 4 LIFE on January 22, 2008
Theo Walcott, no premier league goals. Over Rated.
by JD on January 22, 2008
Much said about Keanes 100 for spurs. About the 100's he missed. He's getting better though.
by fredrik kolsrud on January 22, 2008
omg, this is by far the best i've heard... its like you were reading my mind. lol.. kuyt is sh**e.. you forgot voronin and crouch though, and they'll ever gonna be title contendors?
by thegreatdandini on January 22, 2008
Dirk Kuyt. Cant fault him for effort, but his day has got to be ruined when they bring Crouch on in the last minute and he goes and does what you cant seem to do in 89 minutes of regular play - score.
[quote][quote]As it happened with Zamora the sp*rs bought a player with much hyped who was king of a tiny little kingdom (the valley in this case) and decided to splash an inconsiderate amount of money on that player... As an arsenal fan i love the text and calls i get from sp*rs fans i know at the beginning of a season after another overpriced stupid acquisition saying "that's it we'll be kings of N London now". It makes my day and my season for that matter.... Berbatov does not fall far from that category as he misses elephants in corridor despite once in a while indeed scoring a skillful goal... So BENT it is YOU the worst and most overrated striker in the EPL! Come you gooners![/quote] What a surprise a FRENCH gooner! Berba is better than all your strikers put together you tw*t! F*ck off and write about Lyon or PSG, ALL SCUM FANS ARE ANTI-ENGLAND! back to the subject, i would say its out of Ameobi or Shevchenko[/quote] Look how much higher our good old Adebayor is and look how your "
by jonny on January 22, 2008
Keane Bent Berbatov Defoe
by A T Hedley on January 22, 2008
That is pretty harsh he has been played out of position all season due to our overall level of injuries
by benner on January 22, 2008
Worst striker in any league. Couldn't hit a cows arse with a shovel.
keane cant even score from a penalty.lolllll
by Jimbo on January 22, 2008
Pizzaro
by jj on January 22, 2008
Walcott, kuyt, shevchenko, chopra, samarass, vassell, heskey, nugent has to be one of them! All the mentions of bent i feel i must comment being a spurs fan, yes he is not worth what we paid, but he also has a great record in the prem, i think top english scorer over the last two seasons. He has been injured alot this season at spurs so hasnt really had a chance, but is definately not the worst also mido was good when he first came to spurs, he has been injured for boro though.
by harrry on January 22, 2008
tony hibbert......he's a kick ass right back though
by colin on January 22, 2008
It has to be berbatov
by Jimbo III on January 22, 2008
[quote][quote][quote]As it happened with Zamora the sp*rs bought a player with much hyped who was king of a tiny little kingdom (the valley in this case) and decided to splash an inconsiderate amount of money on that player... As an arsenal fan i love the text and calls i get from sp*rs fans i know at the beginning of a season after another overpriced stupid acquisition saying "that's it we'll be kings of N London now". It makes my day and my season for that matter.... Berbatov does not fall far from that category as he misses elephants in corridor despite once in a while indeed scoring a skillful goal... So BENT it is YOU the worst and most overrated striker in the EPL! Come you gooners![/quote] What a surprise a FRENCH gooner! Berba is better than all your strikers put together you tw*t! F*ck off and write about Lyon or PSG, ALL SCUM FANS ARE ANTI-ENGLAND! back to the subject, i would say its out of Ameobi or Shevchenko[/quote] Look how much higher our good old Adebayor
by scouser on January 22, 2008
it as to be david nugent i'm glad moyes never bought him when he had the chance
by nathan on January 22, 2008
Carlton cole has been a rock this season for west ham. He has become a cult hero and has worked harder than anyone to win the fans over. He does chip in with the odd goal but his main talent is his hold up play and his assists have put us where we are.
by John Walker on January 22, 2008
Gook Lee would certainly feature but for minutes on the pitch there can be no other choice.
by keith on January 22, 2008
darren Bent Wasted £16m.
by jason on January 22, 2008
Should not be about the amount you pay, but the goals they score. no surprise that the abuse on her is from the Arsenal fans, and you wonder why your hated. Maybe they should ask what team moans the most, think I know who would be number 1!!!
by Rooster on January 22, 2008
Hi i am Darren Bent... Its Me!!!
by Henrik on January 22, 2008
Dirk Kuyt without a doubt, the only player in the league with negative productivity. Pool would have a better team if they started with 10 players instead of bringing this sack on the pitch.
by sam on January 22, 2008
samaras is just crap and mido was poor for us and even worse for boro
by Bent on January 22, 2008
I am the worst Mr darren Bent.
by rob on January 22, 2008
Dog S*** - £6m for Kamara. WBA must have been p***ing themselves when they got rid of him.
by Sam on January 22, 2008
One of the worst players ever to play for England. He gets credit for the "works his socks off" cliche. But he has no skill, style and he cant score. His goalscoring recork is appauling for a so called international.
by £16 Million on January 22, 2008
16 mill
by yids dont no nothing on January 22, 2008
walcott hasnot even been playing striker you d**k heads and when he has like against slavia prage he scored two goals all you yids are just bitter coz he scored against you in the first leg.
by Pierre Delepeu on January 22, 2008
Rio Ferdinand is the worst striker ever!
You sp*rs never have an educated argument about anything. All you come up with is the pet name your mama gave you as a kid! Your strikers are rubbish and look at your position in the league! Bejani at portsmouth is like Henry compared to any of your strikers. Berba is wasteful beyond belief, Defoe moans, beyond costing £16m i'm not sure what bent has done for you, Malbranque was a superstar at ...hm... fulham... Come on! I have sp*rs friend who agree with me despite my being a Gooner! Ramos has to make an overhaul to get your "team" where you wish you were! First step is to admit weaknesses! Come on it will only hurtfor a minute Have fun tonight! WE wil! Cheers
by Spurs on January 22, 2008
Darren Bent since he joined us
by mappa on January 22, 2008
I'm a Villa Fan! He's fast as F%@K, but has nil composure, touch or heart. He is also lazy and excurutiatingly moody! The wee man Maloney has more ability in his snot!!
by sarah on January 22, 2008
your a scum fan no wonder you dont watch enough football. jonny (22 / 01 / 2008 15:09) Recommend Comment Quote worst Keane Bent Berbatov Defoe
by Richard, Withington on January 22, 2008
Can you please not mention Georgious Samaras in your comments. We're desperately trying to sell him to Birmingham City ATM. This article could jeopardise the deal. ;-)
by FranCVien on January 22, 2008
Dirk Kuyt , Absolutely!
i admit we are crap so all our strikers
jonny (22 / 01 / 2008 15:11) Recommend Comment Quote Spuds keane cant even score from a penalty.lolllll he has missed like 2 out of god knows how many. not everyone even from your team scores from every pen. so please go to bed will ya you need your sleep
by haha on January 22, 2008
sanli or aliadiere... or kuyt or voronin
Reply to Yids don't no nothing 1st) Its know not no 2nd) apart from scoring in a game you can remember as it was only 2 weeks ago, and scoring when you lost in the Carling Cup final what has he done, oh sorry a few goals against Slavia Prage!! Think your the dxxkhead
is there any english scum fans out there lol. the thing you dont see is, is how many goals you score doesnt put you where you are is how many you concede. we have scored alot of goals thats why we have one of the top goal scorers, but we have conceded lots to. so please go do your research better next time.
by Goon123 on January 22, 2008
walcott hard to say it but the truth
by chris on January 22, 2008
gotta be lee dong gook 1 goal in over 20 games not a very good record! myt even be more
by sarah's dad on January 22, 2008
by Damien on January 22, 2008
Did you see him destroy Terry and Carvalho, Rio and Vidic when we played Chelsea and Manure? Did you see him do the same to Richards and Dunne on Sunday, did you see his goal on Sunday? Have you looked at the stats? He has more assists than any other Premier League player. Yes hasnt scored perhaps enough goals but he makes Heskey look work-shy the shift he puts in.
by ARSENAL 4-0 TONIGHT on January 22, 2008
defoe has gotta be the worst striker in the prem he couldnt even be the keepers warm up.
"Spurs (22 / 01 / 2008 15:24) Recommend Comment Quote I admit Spurs i admit we are crap so all our strikers" the scum fans have to pretend to be a spurs fan now hahahahaha how pathetic
by N17 on January 22, 2008
Robin(the Ripper)Van Persie
by bluemoon on January 22, 2008
Anyone striker from the current City squad! I think our keeper has scored more goals than the front players!
by Jin on January 22, 2008
by AgentRobbo on January 22, 2008
Hate to say it, but it's undoubtedly Voronin or Kuyt. Whyohwhyohwhyohwhyohwhy.....
by krizo on January 22, 2008
voronin by a mile, good thing rafa didnt spend anything on him, unlike dirk kuyt... thats as far as i go...By the way this is from an LFC fan
by Pete on January 22, 2008
He's a bad 'un
by baba on January 22, 2008
Knob!!!! But very nice to know you will be cheering for Spurs tonight!!! Sure you will be allowed to stay up that late?????
sarah's dad (22 / 01 / 2008 15:30) Recommend Comment Quote Keane how old are you, 8 or something? poor you for having a scum fan for a father it must really hurt.
by cozmo on January 22, 2008
earnshaw without a doubt, now that steve howards gone...
by Mikey on January 22, 2008
[quote]As it happened with Zamora the sp*rs bought a player with much hyped who was king of a tiny little kingdom (the valley in this case) and decided to splash an inconsiderate amount of money on that player... As an arsenal fan i love the text and calls i get from sp*rs fans i know at the beginning of a season after another overpriced stupid acquisition saying "that's it we'll be kings of N London now". It makes my day and my season for that matter.... Berbatov does not fall far from that category as he misses elephants in corridor despite once in a while indeed scoring a skillful goal... So BENT it is YOU the worst and most overrated striker in the EPL! Come you gooners![/quote] Oh...i thought it was 'Walcott'...oh i forget, he is now allowed to use his hands to score!!
by mahi on January 22, 2008
by george on January 22, 2008
by Kuyt on January 22, 2008
Who else but Dirk kuyt - sell him
by Addy on January 22, 2008
ASSnal Theo walcott,Chels*** Pizzaro,Shevchenko!!!!send them to league 2!!!
by me on January 22, 2008
The entire Middlesbrough forward line...
Sarah again look at you spot in the league and then read the question and then you will realise that whatever you say t=your team is utter sh**e and is laughed at by the less spending yet surprisingly efficient teams like villa and portsmouth so i guess your little battle against newcastle for league position and the "crazy"amount of goals you score against rubbish teams and concede against good ones (with better strikers who score against anyone) will tell you that your post was utterly useless. France has helped the EPL by making up for the english slackers playing for teams like yours! There are great english players but to make up the numbers wasted by the crap ones France has been a great help. Arsenal cannot pay 30mil for every rare brit talents that come out so with outr budget we buy henry, vieira, clichy, gallas, flamini... rather than getting the crap ones that you guys overspend on. I would love for more english players to play at arsenal because i feel it is essential but if guys like jenas o
by yid army faker on January 22, 2008
be at the lane will ya????
by Dick on January 22, 2008
I have to admit as a Arsenal fan, sorry im not good at spelling...Walcott is definately the worst striker...he even has to use his gloved hands to score against a much better Spurs side that we played recently.
by Law on January 22, 2008
Darren Bent was a total rip off but he is far far far from the worst striker in the Premier League. My votesgoes to Tuncay, Dirk Kyut, Voronin or Kevin Davies (just a big brute really) I cant believe a Villa fan would say Agbonlahor, while I do think he is a better right winger than I striker he is pretty decent going forward. One of Villa's players of the season. Idiot
by Boro lad on January 22, 2008
how can u gooners say aliadiere is crap he ran arsenals defense all over the place when u were at riverside even wenger admitted he was outstanding. P.s has to be dong gook
by amy on January 22, 2008
by Tom Rowe on January 22, 2008
Its got to be aghahowa or whatever is name is from wigan. Hasn't scored in over a year.
by king kenny on January 22, 2008
voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin,voronin,voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin,voronin,voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin,voronin,voronin,voronin,voronin,voronin,voroni n,voronin,voronin,voronin,voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin,voronin,voronin, voronin, voronin, voronin,voronin,
by jani shaw on January 22, 2008
by darren on January 22, 2008
sarah (22 / 01 / 2008 15:41) Quote yeah he is so good that wenger wants rid of him. ello we got some info no one else had herd about yet wenger only cam out today saying that he thinks walcott will still be a fantastic striker where did u get that from.
by jin baba on January 22, 2008
one of the top scorers is the worst stricker hahahahaha its like sying cesc is the worst midfielder but us tottenham fans arent that imature. but i suppose you must not have a brain being a scum fan
by alan hutchinson on January 22, 2008
Comedy clowning in the guise of a korean international footballer. The Local pub wouldn't have him on loan, and we don't even have a team.
by Chuck on January 22, 2008
Lee Dong Gook to those who've said Sanli - yes he had a shocking miss at the w/e but see his goals against Derby and Arsenal for quality And aliadiere isn't a decent goalscorer, but he's a quality player Lee Dong Gook is none of these. he's awful
by aja mahi on January 22, 2008
by COZZY on January 22, 2008
sammaras....UTTER CRAP!
by bob on January 22, 2008
can't even hit a whale from close range he is to crap
by Gooner on January 22, 2008
I have lived in England for about 5yrs, its better for me cos the moneys good. I dont like English people and dont care about the England team so it makes sense for me to support Arsenal. I have only ever been to watch them once, however they have been winning alot so i will continue to watch them on the tv. However if we lose tonight I will no longer support them and i will switch to Man UTD.
by spuds on January 22, 2008
we buy every single cparest english player available for silly money and those players have cost England its place in euro 2008. (Robinson)
Im waiting?????
by AVFC on January 22, 2008
[quote]carlton cole has the most assists in the league! and his all round play is decent, chipping in with the odd goal...crank[/quote] Typical birmingham fan you have no idea what your on about ASHLEY YOUNG as the most assists in the premiership, you should know that seeing as he set up that amazing last minute goal against you
by spurs on January 22, 2008
Can we buy Veronin we are willing to pay £22m for him.
by bobby on January 22, 2008
John Stead always flattered to decieve.
by Robbo on January 22, 2008
is this the Yids batter gooners forum?? - you would think so reading some of this Sh**e! Worst striker look at Games v goals, Walcott has to come close. Granted we paid way over the odds for Bent and i personnally do not rate him. However, 1 in 2 is a better return than most !!!!!!
by Graham on January 22, 2008
Moore of what exactly? cos it's not goals, composure, accuracy, pace, tackling, creativity or any other stat you can think of. Total s**t, plus he thinks he is good and he never stops moaning. Think i'll stick Diomansy Kamara out there as well. 6m for what exactly?
by piekn79 on January 22, 2008
walcott hasnt play as a striker so he cant be the worst. bent has proven he can play at this level so he cant be either. i will have to chopra. terrible
by spurs fan on January 22, 2008
You need to get your facts right as berbatov is one of the most talented striker/cf in the premiership he may not score that many but he scores enough. I dont expect berbatov to score that many goals when he has to play an inch infront of the midfield as our midfield cant do their job well, its not all about goals with a player like berbatov its about looking cool, making exquisite passes and creating goals out of nothing not necessarily scoring but setting up that is a player who is Definitely not the worst player in the premiership, ive said my bit.
utterly useless, rafa plays him cause he was free, what a great manager by the way
by Steve on January 22, 2008
Fernando Torres, Carlos Tevez and Dimitar Berbatov.. oh worst u said! Got a few, Samaras is terrible. Gotta say tho, been really impressed with Benjani Mwaruwari. the lads class, good aquisition again 'Arry!
by Gooner23 on January 22, 2008
Van Persie - muppet! He's been injured for ages and still has more than bent (and cost a fraction too!) Just goes to show Spurs don't know football.
by james on January 22, 2008
Shev-30 million rubbish Pizarro-rubbish for free Drogba-a great diver/cheat Kalou-absolute rubbish Rooney-never bring his brain on the pitch
by Bluenose on January 22, 2008
Got to be Jeremy Had a mare.
by Rory on January 22, 2008
if bent hadnt been quality for charlton he'd be an easy choice, but as it is what it is..... walcott/voronin/luke moore/chopra
oh my god... u poor poor guy
Spurs fans dont react to the typical gooner stupidity of naming spurs strikers as the worst in the league when neither team has the worst as both teams are such high goal scorers. The Arsenal supporters are acting like this cos they are clearly worring about getting turned over again and actually not having luck go their way for a change. Its actually looking more and more likely that they wont win anything again this season and they know it!
by safcdan on January 22, 2008
being a sunland fan i would say owen or martins but ther are much worse players darren bent shud be better marcus bent is only getting goals coz hes at wigan i have to say David Healy of Fulham was canny bad when i saw him play against sunland small, fat, not a prem striker
by Hammerithome on January 22, 2008
Jeremie Aliadiere
by frankie on January 22, 2008
carlton cole can barely put a pass together. ashley young has 12 assists. more than any one else. Carlton cole is crap, larsson from blues is rubbish but the worst has to be shola ameobi. He cant do anything right
by Steve Green on January 22, 2008
Vassell seems to get his chances in the team but if where talking about starting strikers then it would have to be him, there are vsome stupid comments on this sit how many actually watch a game and as for kuyt maybe not a great scorer but feeds play alot more then other strikers and i don't even rate him.
by Chino on January 22, 2008
the fact that you wrote "EPL" says it all.
by rickjnr on January 22, 2008
LEE DONG GOOK.... END OF
by George Samaras on January 22, 2008
eeet eees me!
by jonah whufc on January 22, 2008
how can people say carlton cole is worst out their lol see his goal against city exactly and hes got top assists shhhhh, gotta be the 30 mill YES 30 MILL u heard me shevchenko....think id rather have darrent bent
by berbatov on January 22, 2008
No one can say Berbatov when he is the best player in the premiership. Van Persie is the worst
by ramos on January 22, 2008
[quote]I have lived in England for about 5yrs, its better for me cos the moneys good. I dont like English people and dont care about the England team so it makes sense for me to support Arsenal. I have only ever been to watch them once, however they have been winning alot so i will continue to watch them on the tv. However if we lose tonight I will no longer support them and i will switch to Man UTD.[/quote] Quality!!
by Mike on January 22, 2008
take your pick lee dong gook, tuncay sanli, jeremie aliadiere or mido all got to be in with a shout
by Stuart Mitchell on January 22, 2008
Wayne Rooney! Not turned out to be the player he was hyped up to be!
by alex edwards on January 22, 2008
luis boa morte by a country mile i would gladly swap him with any player any league!!!
sheffi kuki is a terrible striker his fat so, lazy ,misses open golz ,kant run even i now im only 8
Diomansy Kamara by a long shot is the worst striker in the league.He just stays in 1 place all game.
by jo on January 22, 2008
[quote][quote]I have lived in England for about 5yrs, its better for me cos the moneys good. I dont like English people and dont care about the England team so it makes sense for me to support Arsenal. I have only ever been to watch them once, however they have been winning alot so i will continue to watch them on the tv. However if we lose tonight I will no longer support them and i will switch to Man UTD.[/quote] Quality!![/quote] CLASSIC!!!
[quote]take your pick lee dong gook, tuncay sanli, jeremie aliadiere or mido all got to be in with a shout[/quote] I offer you my deepest sympathy mate when it comes to the fat pharaoh, I was amazed at the amount you paid for him.
by Danny18 on January 22, 2008
[quote]Walcott the suppose-to-be stricker from arsenal. £12 million, how many goals he got?[/quote] Being a striker isn't all about goals, and I'm a spurs fan. It has to be Samaras or Mido. Also how can you say Rooney, maybe he hasn't turned out as good as everyone expected but this is the worst striker in the prem, not most overrated, even though i think Rooney is pretty good.
by william on January 22, 2008
Kuyt with no doubt! he is like an late retrained hockey player
Adebayor has 15 league goals and berbatov has 8. How can you spurs fans claim berbatov is better?? Adebayors goal at the lane early in the season is without doubt goal of the season
by ja on January 22, 2008
shevchenko,kuyt,alan smith,claudio pizaro!!!the best player in the league...MARK NOBLE!!!
by ss on January 22, 2008
kuyt, pizzaro, sammaras, vassel, voronin
[quote]Spurs fans dont react to the typical gooner stupidity of naming spurs strikers as the worst in the league when neither team has the worst as both teams are such high goal scorers. The Arsenal supporters are acting like this cos they are clearly worring about getting turned over again and actually not having luck go their way for a change. Its actually looking more and more likely that they wont win anything again this season and they know it![/quote] Turned over again??? I'm really struggling to remember the last time you turned us over. What is it now 9 years. And the fact you refer to your club beating us as turning us over is an admission of how inferior you are
by Tottinghams on January 22, 2008
[quote]As it happened with Zamora the sp*rs bought a player with much hyped who was king of a tiny little kingdom (the valley in this case) and decided to splash an inconsiderate amount of money on that player... As an arsenal fan i love the text and calls i get from sp*rs fans i know at the beginning of a season after another overpriced stupid acquisition saying "that's it we'll be kings of N London now". It makes my day and my season for that matter.... Berbatov does not fall far from that category as he misses elephants in corridor despite once in a while indeed scoring a skillful goal... So BENT it is YOU the worst and most overrated striker in the EPL! Come you gooners![/quote] Walcott's been fantastic, hasn't he?
by baz on January 22, 2008
[quote][quote]Spurs fans dont react to the typical gooner stupidity of naming spurs strikers as the worst in the league when neither team has the worst as both teams are such high goal scorers. The Arsenal supporters are acting like this cos they are clearly worring about getting turned over again and actually not having luck go their way for a change. Its actually looking more and more likely that they wont win anything again this season and they know it![/quote] Turned over again??? I'm really struggling to remember the last time you turned us over. What is it now 9 years. And the fact you refer to your club beating us as turning us over is an admission of how inferior you are[/quote]you will be turned over tonight!
let me explain the word deluded, its a word very similar to the word confused. Gooners for some reason like describing us as deluded. Please an anyone give me a word to describe a SOUTH London team, playing in NORTH London, the capital of ENGLAND, without an ENGLISH player? deluded perhaps?
[quote][quote][quote]Spurs fans dont react to the typical gooner stupidity of naming spurs strikers as the worst in the league when neither team has the worst as both teams are such high goal scorers. The Arsenal supporters are acting like this cos they are clearly worring about getting turned over again and actually not having luck go their way for a change. Its actually looking more and more likely that they wont win anything again this season and they know it![/quote] Turned over again??? I'm really struggling to remember the last time you turned us over. What is it now 9 years. And the fact you refer to your club beating us as turning us over is an admission of how inferior you are[/quote]you will be turned over tonight![/quote] Then maybe just maybe you go on and win the carling cup, yes what a succesful season it'll be for you then. Our biggest game of the season is Milan in champions league. Yours is carling cup semi-final against our kids. 74pound tickets. Losers
by Beach_Bum on January 22, 2008
Mido and Bent a close second.
by r.o.b. on January 22, 2008
sheva, vusuka. u all miss coley's over head bicycle kick on sunday? to even mention him in this is bullocks. gave richards fit's, not to mention an headache.
by oladayo on January 22, 2008
of cos its luis saha
Have you seen your team sheet yet. TAke a look muppet. Do you see some changes!!!!
by NAM on January 22, 2008
Great player ... 10 years ago! Ffs Roy!
by JimboTheYid on January 22, 2008
Walcott, Alan Smith, Voronin
by spurs top 4 your having a laugh on January 22, 2008
Has to be Keane Defoe and Bent. Berbatov should leave 4 a big club
by Caz on January 22, 2008
Rob Earnshaw. Truly shocking.
by Kids rule on January 22, 2008
Bent anyday is the worse striker ive seen this season £16 million wot a waste of space AFC 4 life
by Kids 4 life on January 22, 2008
they go out & buy a waste of space 4 £16 million , Darren Bent - Cost spurs more thn thierry henry cost barca , theres obvs a problem!
i love it that spurs fans are excited about 2nite. FOR GODS SAKE ITS ONLY THE CARLING CUP!! its cos u r not in anyother competition that u might actually win, complete joke. Spurs beta than Arsenal HAHA Come on u gunners!!
by Webbo on January 22, 2008
[quote]Rob Earnshaw. Truly shocking.[/quote] Size 7 boots and all, he's never had a chance.
by DAVE on January 22, 2008
1999 hmmm thts agez ago , tht was the last time spurs won v us , & my feeling is our youngsters r gna still beat u & ur gna have 2 wait even longer , wen was ur last silver ware hmmm... 2001 ?? thts 7 years ago & it was the carling cup ha! nt a impressive tournament 2 win unless u play a young team "kids" & win it or @ least go all the way like Arsenal AFC 4 life
by goons are mugs on January 22, 2008
YID ARMY!!!!
by ramon vega on January 22, 2008
Walcott-£12m and 0 premiership goals. Paul robinson is our no2 keeper and he's scored more prem goals. Pair him wiv nugent, absolute rubbish. tho walcott can score wiv his hand to be fair to him
[quote]Walcott hasnt been able to play striker much and when he has hes been good like scoring 2 henry like goals for england under 21s hes scored more then defoe has this season.[/quote] And you do, has he really scored more than defoe???? Go back to school, your boring. If Defoe is so crap as you state then why do so many clubs say they are interested in signing him. Only reply to me when your clever enough too...........
by Darren Cowzer on January 22, 2008
Dong-Gook Lee, Samaras, Kenny Miller, Earnshaw
by Greek Gooner on January 22, 2008
16 million HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wasn't he voted the worst player to have graced the premiership? I suppose you know your heroes! lol
by Dave on January 22, 2008
This would be the same Sanli Tuncay that won goal of the month on MOTD then? Amazes me how little some 'fans' know. Miller of Derby is a good player in a poor team. Worst have to be the likes of Dong Gook Lee, Murphy or Stokes of Sunderland, anybody claiming the likes of Rooney, Tevez, Berbatov, Bent etc are just spiteful.
[quote]16 million HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/quote] Glad to know that amuses you so much, please inform me how many goals he scored for Charlton before going to Spurs, and then explain why he is the worst striker in the premiership. Then explain why Walcott should not be the worst. Sure its not geek gooner. We Spurs laugh at you, hahahahahahahahahaha
your goal record is due to 6 against DERBY, 4 against WIGAN, and 6 against READING who subsequently scored 4 against you so u can brag all you want but you can't do s*** against real teams. Great strikers score against tough defenses. Adebayor and RVP show the way for that and none of your crap army! Again you criticise theo for only scoring against easy teams but look at your goal scoring record before u open your ignorant rant! I have been a season ticks holder for 6 seasons and your defense never scared me nor did your strikers. Hell it took your dutch bulldog to force your team to cheat to score in the last season at highbury!
by Ian on January 22, 2008
...but this is certainly the worst website in the world.
[quote]your goal record is due to 6 against DERBY, 4 against WIGAN, and 6 against READING who subsequently scored 4 against you so u can brag all you want but you can't do s*** against real teams. Great strikers score against tough defenses. Adebayor and RVP show the way for that and none of your crap army! Again you criticise theo for only scoring against easy teams but look at your goal scoring record before u open your ignorant rant! I have been a season ticks holder for 6 seasons and your defense never scared me nor did your strikers. Hell it took your dutch bulldog to force your team to cheat to score in the last season at highbury! [/quote] congratualtions, the reward for the biggest kxxb goes to you. Our strikers scored over 100 golas last season, and its stated we have one of the strongest strike units in the league, that is a professional view. You Aresnal fans make it so easy to offend, cause your all so dumb!!
Again look where your goals are scored! selective memory matey! Anyway game on tonight! we know you sp*rs are gonna be up for it as it is your cup level really. Have fun! We will !
by Gosforth Dulltra on January 22, 2008
Viduka looks fat and not interested and Smith was a diabolical signing, the welsh midget will never be fit and sharp again I am afraid. We all know Martins wants away. Sadly I can't see King Kev doing anything about it, he's past his sell by date and fans are stupid if they think he will turn things around. He was a failure in his last two jobs and won't last long at NUFC. We should have gone for McClaren and have a strike partnership of Kenwyne Jones and Marlon Harewood to excite our fans.
by teeslad on January 22, 2008
Dong Gook Lee, end of
by yid on January 22, 2008
COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!
wwhere ave all the goons gone.WE BEAT THE SCUM 4-1....YID ARMY!!!!!!!
make that 5-1....YID ARMY!!!!
Our worst display as we did nothing right. Were we on the pitch? Proven tho is that spurs strikers are crap. we gave them open chances that they bottled so bad. So we lost the could-not-care-less cup but we prove that even with open chances the spurs strikers are abismal! Congrats spurs on exploiting our lack of interest in this cup! Cheers
by Baz Knight on January 22, 2008
it's gotta be walcott..... after tonights drubbing you have nothing to sing about..... kids...... if there not up to the task of premiership football send them back to the french speaking island you found them on.....
by Andrew Arnott on January 22, 2008
Well any bad striker will always be wanted by us at Fulham. We collect them
by warhammer on January 22, 2008
it has to be peter crouch ahh what the hell anyone who plays for liverpool is crap
by boris on January 22, 2008
Dong Gook Lee is a legend and will score at least 20 times. in a korean brothel.
by godders on January 22, 2008
[quote]As it happened with Zamora the sp*rs bought a player with much hyped who was king of a tiny little kingdom (the valley in this case) and decided to splash an inconsiderate amount of money on that player... As an arsenal fan i love the text and calls i get from sp*rs fans i know at the beginning of a season after another overpriced stupid acquisition saying "that's it we'll be kings of N London now". It makes my day and my season for that matter.... Berbatov does not fall far from that category as he misses elephants in corridor despite once in a while indeed scoring a skillful goal... So BENT it is YOU the worst and most overrated striker in the EPL! Come you gooners![/quote]Ha ha..i'm going to have a field day with all you arrogant sad gooner. our signings (bent aside) have all been blinding these last few seasons. we cld sell on the lot for fat profits. FACT
by Greg The Iron on January 22, 2008
Michael Owen For Newcastle Has Had An Absolute Stinker Since He's Been There .. Chopra And Jerimie 'He's Got Bags Of Potential But He's 24' Aliadiere Are The Foul Smelling Brown Stuff Of the Prem .. All Hale Carlton Cole
by liam on January 23, 2008
anthony stokes from sunderland is a disgrace to the human race!
by Mean on January 23, 2008
I still reckon it was money laundering
by Henford on January 23, 2008
Has to be Pizarro. He is useless. End.
by iagoth on January 23, 2008
Daniel Cousin signed for Fulham today for 3 million. He could be the worst soon .......
by MarcBoro85 on January 23, 2008
I know fans of other clubs are going to post their whipping boy but honestly, the Gook is the worst player i've ever seen in a Boro shirt and we've had some stinkers. To put into context he makes Mikkel Beck look like Berbatov. He doesn't even look like a footballer. A few mentions of Aliadiere - if this lad could finish he'd be a cracking little player. Only young too so he could progress, a good prospect.
by Manc on January 23, 2008
atleast somebody watches footie! Readiing some of these comments are ridiculous... in fairness walcott hasn't at all been playing striker, darren bent has barely had time to play, saying cristiano is a looser when his the highest goal scorer, basicall are you guys loosing it or are you watching the wrong game
by MATT on January 23, 2008
WALCOTT AFTER LAST NIGHT ANYONE?????????? NAH DIDNT THINK SO EITHER
by blueboy on January 23, 2008
How could you say Andy Johnsons the worst striker? More like Jemaine defoe!!!!!
by David on January 23, 2008
Kuyt rhymes with sh1te Crouch Owen ,good investment skunks !!
by Harj on January 23, 2008
it has to be Defoe- misses sitters and Kuyt for £10m - 1 goal - disgrace. AJ is class.
by Cole on January 23, 2008
Getting Better as he's settled down
by thegreatdandini on January 23, 2008
he wisnae too shabby at Falkirk mind ...
by Borofan on January 23, 2008
The Boro men Aliadiera and Gook are the worst
by face the facts on January 23, 2008
all liverpool strikers apart from Torres, Darren Bent, sheva, owen and all derby strikers
by Ivor's tache on January 23, 2008
Kuqi, Healy and kamara. how on earth can people say Darren Bent or Andy Johnson or even Dirk Kuyt. The 3 at Fulham are terrible in their own way. kamara's attitude and shooting completetly overshadows his close ball control, Kuqi's work rate is to be admired simply for moving all that weight around whilst Healy THINKS he has to collect the ball from all over the pitch where he is absoluteley useless and is therrefore rarely in the box where is supposedly good at!
[quote][quote]As it happened with Zamora the sp*rs bought a player with much hyped who was king of a tiny little kingdom (the valley in this case) and decided to splash an inconsiderate amount of money on that player... As an arsenal fan i love the text and calls i get from sp*rs fans i know at the beginning of a season after another overpriced stupid acquisition saying "that's it we'll be kings of N London now". It makes my day and my season for that matter.... Berbatov does not fall far from that category as he misses elephants in corridor despite once in a while indeed scoring a skillful goal... So BENT it is YOU the worst and most overrated striker in the EPL! Come you gooners![/quote]Ha ha..i'm going to have a field day with all you arrogant sad gooner. our signings (bent aside) have all been blinding these last few seasons. we cld sell on the lot for fat profits. FACT[/quote] what about zokora, ghaly and kaboul. arsenal has made way better signing than spurs, henry, anelka, viera, toure, fa
by manutdfc13 on January 23, 2008
[quote]Dong Fangzhuo - shockingly bad player...[/quote] Im a ManUtd fan and i sort of agree with that but i do think Nugent is the worst
by Rob Murray on January 23, 2008
Darren Bent Waste of 16 Million
by Andy 5 on January 23, 2008
andy johnson worst striker u taking the p*** look at darren bent mate or david healy
by Guz on January 23, 2008
Honest answer has to be Lee Dong Gook, the guy is pants.
by moyes on January 23, 2008
tony hibbert........kick ass right back though
by efcuk1 on January 23, 2008
James McFadden. Awful player. Two crackers a year and thats that.
by scott on January 23, 2008
Lee dong gook is so bad i wudnt start the guy if he were our only striker nyway wheater is best centre forward Middlesbrough Squad
by Hickman on January 23, 2008
it will have to be mark viduka and darren bent there have to be the worst this season bent 16 mill your having a laugh and viduka is just fat and lazy and just cant run.
by Craig Edgar on January 23, 2008
come on surely 2 goals in 25 appearances after being so prolfic at Bayern has to warrant Claudio a top spot!
by lol on January 23, 2008
[quote]C.Ronaldo. what a loser.[/quote] lol
by priesty on January 23, 2008
it has to be kuyt
by Davey C on January 24, 2008
Gotta be Alliadiere or however spelt.Mcfadden 6million,great business moysey.
by daveyparkender on January 24, 2008
Billingham Synners would scatter Lee Dong Gook. Interesting in the papers the other day, Watford & Charlton were chasing him. Give us a chance, we haven`t friggin chased him yet. No doubt when you do sign him though, you soon will chase him. Pi**-Poor!!!!!!!!!
by undefined on January 24, 2008
from a true smoggie deffo dong gook! Totally useless we would be better starting with ten men
sorry i take that back, we would be better starting with nine men
by Kobe Bryant on January 25, 2008
How can we single single out the worst players in the premier legue we may as well just use Derby County it would be the same thing
by 18 18 18 on January 25, 2008
lee dong kook
by Ross on January 25, 2008
Wow i can see theres a lot of football knowlege floating around here. (sarcasm) Walcott isnt even a striker... neither is Tuncay Sanli.. Its like saying Makelele plays in the hole or Terry is a right winger. do some research. Back to the point, Dong-Gook is definatly the worst striker in the league.
by Paul on January 26, 2008
This guy cost 32 Mil. I'm not being funny but for that kind of "WONGA" he should be scoring in every game. Pity the big Ukranian couldn't even finish a bottle of "Stolly". Give that kind of cash to big Walter at Rangers and he'd buy 32 players and still have enough change for a "Carry oot". In fact if Rangers and Celtic were given crazy money (like a parachute payment the bottom 3 in the Premiership get) then i'd expect them to be knocking on the door of the top 4 in England. Does anyone really think that Aston Villa or Pompey could cross the border and get a result? If they do then i suggest they give Shevchenko the bottle of "Stolly" back and submit their sorry behinds into AA.
by Jordan on January 26, 2008
Samaras, Walcott, Earnshaw, K. Miller, Martins, Dong, smith, chopera.
by mike jordan on February 21, 2008
dong gook!!!!! worst player
by Foundnesty Coke on February 21, 2008
Kuyt, Dong Fangzhou(Leager??), Shevchenko, Owen.
Lee Dong Gook... He is bad