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by 101greatgoals.com on 07 February 2008
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Since Kevin Keegan made his shock return to St James’ Park, the football world has been waiting for a swift turnaround in the fortunes of Newcastle United. Admittedly, they have faced some tough fixtures - going to Arsenal twice in four days would have been tough for any side. But it is almost an unwritten law in football that a new manager brings an upturn in fortune to his new club and apart from Michael Owen’s goal against Middlesbrough, the Toon fans have had almost nothing to cheer. Special K has been in charge for two home games against weak Premier League opposition in Bolton and Middlesbrough. Newcastle were woeful in both and probably should have lost to Boro on Sunday. 'Keegan has never before had to face a relegation battle at any of his previous clubs as manager' It now means that the Magpies have not won a league fixture for two months, their last victory coming at Craven Cottage on December 15. Looking ahead to their next four fixtures it is difficult to see them getting many points from Aston Villa (a), Manchester United (h), Blackburn (h) and Liverpool (a). This would leave them going into two clashes in five days with Birmingham and Fulham, two sides who have been in the relegation mix since very early on in the season and who will have readied themselves for the ensuing relegation scrap. The malaise at Newcastle runs deep. Players such as Stephen Carr, Alan Smith, Damien Duff and Nicky Butt have been struggling for form for most of this season and in some cases for longer. There was a surprising lack of activity at St James’ during the time Keegan had in the January transfer window and if anything, Newcastle exited the window weaker by sending Czech defender David Rozehnal on loan to Lazio.
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Comments (47)
by Frank on February 07, 2008
Fellow mags, the only way to stop (extremely) boring garbage like this is not to reply to this idiot. Apart of course from saying what repetitive boring garbage it is.:-}
by P on February 07, 2008
Another southern talking about nufc and has not got a clue. nothing ever changes
by Dunc on February 07, 2008
Very true what is being said about the difficulties we face, although Keegan did drag Newcasle to safety in Division one when they looked in big trouble. I do believe Newcastle will be in a real dogfight, and although you mention people like Owen not being suitable but there is no doubt that the little fella scores extremely important goals and this can only help us, i would be more worried if we did not have that type of player.
by Dehutchio on February 07, 2008
This journalist is such a bellend!!! I'm not even a Geordie or toon supporter
by The Knower of all things on February 07, 2008
I hope that Newcastle re relegated as this might help get rid of the cancer in that club THE BOARD!,If you analyse the last 10years you'll see 1 common denominator in the failings of Newcastle and that is THE BOARD!,CLEAR THEM OUT NOW! They are taking the P*** out of the fans thats clear to see,but as we know football fans are not the most intelligent of beings and so THEY keep worshipping blindly.What they need to do is GROW up and WAKE up to what is happening.The emotional reaction of employing Keegan was typical of a BOARD that have lost the plot,lost their way.They should do the honourable thing and resign and give the reigns of the club over to more competent people.However this won't happen due to the huge EGOS involved up there at St James's.Therefore I predict more of the same for the forseeable future....12th - 13th - 12th - 13th oh and a good season 8th when they'll claim we're on oor wayman ay tha toop.Then it'll be back to 12th - 13th - 17th. LISTEN CAREFULLY ALL YOU GEORDIES! YOUR ONLY HOPE
by Michael Parker on February 07, 2008
"And he has never had to face a relegation battle at any of his previous clubs as manager." Reveals you to be a lightweight pundit. Season 1991/92 the Messiah saved Newcastle from relegation to the old third division.
by Dave on February 07, 2008
The guy above "the knower of all things" has a bloody good point.Its pretty clear to see as an outsider.I feel sorry for you Geordies the P*** is being well and truly extracted from you by the board over there at st James's.
by Ray Mossom on February 07, 2008
Another anti toon comment by someone who doesn't know what he is talking about. Enough said
by tony on February 07, 2008
southerners beware king kev
by Ron Oldough on February 07, 2008
The use of the word Messiah says it all about the mentality up there at Newcastle yous are all brain washed just like religious people,not capable of seeing the real world.Yous are living in a fantasy world.Keegan will fail and then shearer will arrive with the same old biblical claims you lot up there should all go along to St James's Park and erect a large screen and all sit down and watch THE LIFE of BRIAN!! yous are all dumb up there WAKE UP WAKE UP and live in the real world! I agree with the sentiment of clearing the board out.GOODLUCK all you Mags.
by Thomas on February 07, 2008
Its not just us geordies that are blind,football is a passion we all have hope in better things.
by kl on February 07, 2008
Ron you are another typical southern bellend that konws nothing about football toon fans have the most knowledge about football than any other football fans. just look at the fans you have down south they are clueless people just like you ron
Oh what atypical response you numpty geordie,the claim of having superior knowledge and wisdom about THE GAME is a well worn rebuff typical of an over emotional mind.Thats the problem with you Geordies TOO EMOTIONAL! your Board are aware of this and constantly take the Michael Owen out of you.I honestly wish you Mags well but I can see the problem without the blindness that your attachment to the club brings.Stop your whinging and dreaming wake up and smell the coffee Keegan Shearer they are not your ANSWER.A whole new infrastucture is needed over there at St James's.Yous have to look at patterns over the last 15yrs! SACK YOUR BOARD and get NEW OWNERS.Goodluck.Ron Oldough.
by Dave Atkinson on February 07, 2008
There's some idiots on this page aren't there. Firstly Keegan came to Newcastle when they plumeting towards the old 3rd deivision, saved them on the last day of the season and won the league the next year. Secondly, those nutters suggesting we sack the board clearly haven't realized that the board they're talking about were finally disbanded last year! There's a new owner you dunderheads!
by Rubarb on February 07, 2008
i like chicken, i like liver, meow-mix, meow-mix, please deliver
A new BOARD? at St James's? thats hard to believe a new board with NO new ideas? thats sad for you geordies there really is NO hope for yous then THE END IS NIGH....enjoy the CHUMPionship next season.
by Maggie Pie on February 07, 2008
Aye yoor rite man the new board hay nay new ideas.A think thats the problem indeed,its tha same old same old wur really thinkin theres a Messiah coomin tay sort it O'oot.Nay way hay tay git a hale new infastrookture indeed.Wore ay blind that is tha problem.
by Southerner in stiches on February 07, 2008
Back in the nineties we English had to endure a painfull reign of a leader known as turniphead. His outdated tactics guided us to total humiliation. Today a new breed of turniphead is being formed in the North-east of England, thankfully for him in that part of the country the turnip is worshipped and no doubt complete failure i.e relegation is just around the corner!
by blacknwhite on February 07, 2008
[quote]There's some idiots on this page aren't there. Firstly Keegan came to Newcastle when they plumeting towards the old 3rd deivision, saved them on the last day of the season and won the league the next year. Secondly, those nutters suggesting we sack the board clearly haven't realized that the board they're talking about were finally disbanded last year! There's a new owner you dunderheads![/quote] well said dave, amazes me how people who clearly know nothing about us or our club feel compelled to comment. and to ron oldough... no-one up here refers to keegan as "the messiah". in fact everyone i know just calls him plain, old-fashioned keegan. messiah is a term used by the media who, in case you aren't yet aware, would have you believe a lot of things that aren't true. now kindly mind your own business.
by The knower of all things on February 07, 2008
Now listen up you Geordies,the retort that yous are more knowledgeable about the game is quite simply tripe.If yous were really really knowledgeable then you would not have tolerated the emotional response from your BOARD in employing Keegan.The human mind lives and observes from the state of EGO therefore BLIND to reality there lies the problem.You will be fed Shearer within 2 years maybe 18 months and here where your argument about being more knowledgeable ends for you will blindly accept his appointment.........emotionally bonded to your past and this is again your achilles heel up there.I wish you Mags hope but as the knower of all things I predict a state of treading water until yous generate a new current to move yous on and that current can only come from real change.Stagnant water very soon is undrinkable.
In case you are in doubt of my knowing I hope you all go to the bookies and back Aston Villa to beat yous 4 goals to 1 og yes thats a result of 4 - 1
by charlo on February 07, 2008
Knower of all things can u pleas tell me what yous is? If you know everything then use ur ability to to stop talkin s**** and learn english 8:)
Lol i find it funny that the supporters of other teams have nothing better to talk about than Newcastle United.Is it maybe jealousy that drives them to talk about us?Even when we are playing badly we get more column inches than any other club,anything goes wrong with our club once again everybody wants to talk about us why is this? We have an interesting club that to be truthful puts most to shame,we also have the best supporters which again puts most to shame.do these people who want to talk about us and slag us off really have a yearning to support a team that has a bit about them rather than their boring old team i think that would be a YES dont you.?So if you want to slag us off fine it doesnt do any harm but look inside yourselves would,nt you just love to support a team as interesting as The Toon and in your heart of hearts the answer you will find is yes i do.
Oh how the truth hurts my young geordies oh how the truth pains yous all.SO LISTEN UP AND LISTEN UP GOOD ok! yous are a weeeee club with a weeeeeee tropheeeee cabineteeeee....oops sorry thats bad rhyme but yous get my drift.You are NOT a big club so accept it or DO something about it get new input new ideas new people and STOP living in the PAST.First yous need a think tank to create a plan then yous need to have discipline to follw that plan for at least 5yrs and not scream like petulant kids after 3 months of failure.Take a page out of Man Utds book a stick with a manager for longer than yous currently do.Newcastle ar not respected after what they did to SIR Bobby Robson.Yous will struggle to get a TOP manager in the future....so yous will be fed SHEARER.end of sermon.