They’ll have to extend the car park at Old Trafford as far as Stockport if Sir Fergie ends up with all the players linked with Manchester United.

Tonight’s first leg clash with Lyon in the Champions League puts the French club’s dazzling strike duo of Karim Benzema and Hatem Ben Arfa firmly back in the shop window.

Ferguson – who has never concealed his admiration for France’s two hottest front men – was at it again yesterday, praising them to the rooftops, which sounds more like the usual Glaswegian mind games rather than any firm offer to buy.

'Sounds more like the usual Glaswegian mind games rather than any firm offer to buy'


Still, the papers would have us believe that being nice to the opposition is tantamount to rubber-stamping a £35m deal for their two star players next summer. After all, how often is Ferguson nice about anyone?

Slightly less unbelievable is the Daily Mirror’s claim today that a £15m move for Sporting Lisbon defensive midfielder Miguel Veloso is on the cards after glowing reports from United’s spies in Portugal.