When are Rangers going to give the green light to non-sectarian thinking?

Here are some ready-made classics from the confines of Ibrox.

For a major corporate function due to be held at Ibrox recently, the person in charge ordered the bakers to make sure there was nothing GREEN on any of the products. Other items banned from being included in anything available to buy at the stadium were GREEN straws and pepperamis. In the restaurant inside Ibrox, Eggs Benedict was taken off the menu. For those scratching their heads, green equals, oh dear, it's Celtic's colours. The current Pope is Pope Benedict.

But I think the best one of all is the price they put on Christmas lunch at the Ibrox restaurant - £16.90. That's the date of the Battle of the Boyne.

Now, I really do not think that anyone else in Britain finds this remotely clever, amusing or smart. It's sheer lunacy. When football in general has pulled together to clamp down on everthing wrong in the world game, one of the biggest and prestigious clubs in Europe is showing itself to be extremely two-faced.

What kind of a message is this sending to the Rangers support? They'll be playing on blue grass next. It's absurd. Everyone wants to support their team to the hilt. What has a war that wasn't truly about religion got to do with a football club?

Celtic are guity, too, just not in such a pathetic fashion as the people in charge at Ibrox. Celtic don't ban blue things from Parkhead, or the food that they sell. It's childish nonsense and I can't believe that yet again the media and the SFA just brush it all under the carpet and chuckle to themselves.

Perhaps there are more people in England who are interested in Scottish football. Perhaps the bigwigs at the SFA and major Scottish newspapers don't want the rest of Britain knowing what goes on up north. It's an absolute disgrace and I am going to continue this crusade until something is done. Who's with me?