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by Alexander Anderson on 08 August 2008
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A new season gets under way and, if we must look backwards at such a portentous moment, there's only one subject any self-respecting footie fan will want to consider: The summer soccer fest that was Euro 2008.
Unfortunately for Scotland, the vast majority of us will have watched it from the comfort of our sofas. The controversial and oh-so-late manner of our elimination from the qualifying tournament was painfully hard to take.
Many a tartan army foot soldier no doubt felt it would take something very special to make him/her watch the Saltire-free events in Switzerland and Austria.
But something very special is exactly what we got. The 13th finals of the European Championships had the kind of goals, games, players, teams, comebacks, refereeing decisions, shocks, champions and even stadia that make international football truly seem like the superior product it should be.
Yet, had you been paying any attention to the voices accompanying the action on your telly throughout June, you might have found it difficult to discern any praise for this rarest of occurrences - a football tournament that lives up to expectations.
No English-speaking nation took part in the finals for the first time since 1984. It is therefore extremely difficult to be xenophobic when providing blanket coverage of a tournament consisting entirely of "foreign" teams. But the BBC and ITV managed it.
The horrifically Anglo-centric pettiness of John Motson, Gary Lineker, Clive Tyldesley, Peter Drury, Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson plumbed new depths - especially as it became apparent Germany were going to make another major final.
Slating London-orientated commentators for their pro-English bias is a favourite and often lazy pastime for the Scottish armchair fan.
North of the border, remote control in hand, we can be guilty of actually hoping for some genuine Jimmy Hill-isms to slip down the microphone in a desperate bid to justify our dislike for the Auld Enemy. But this summer went beyond the pale. This summer, the punditry was simply embarrassing.
Germany reached their seventh European Championship final - to add to their seven appearances in the World Cup final - yet were relentlessly described as "lucky" and, in fact, received not one unqualified compliment from ANY pundit on either the Beeb or ITV.
The nation which hosted the last Euro finals had apparently changed its name from "Portugal" to "Cristiano Ronaldo's Portugal".
And, as Spain humbled Russia in the group stages with a stunning display of beautiful inter-passing and counter-attacking soccer, Jonathan Pearce turned to Mark Lawrenson and emitted the irony-free mouthful which best summed up the British editorial remit for the entire summer: "Mark, you have to ask, where does this leave England?"
At home, Jonathan. It leaves them at home.
The thinking English football fan or journo also found it embarrassing. The southern broadsheets have continually stated as much since Motson's sneering disinterest during the opening ceremony in Basel. But this misses the point. Those who know how bad it is do not, in fact, worry ITV or BBC.
Anyone with a genuine love of the game was going to watch the tournament anyway - genuine lovers of the game wouldn't let the commentators put us off the action and this makes money in the viewing-figures bank.
No, the two big terrestrial channels can only secure or increase their "market share" by attracting the attention of the casual football idiot. Why? Because there are far more of them than people who retain the sense of historical context and the appetite for tactical chess matches which prevents one switching over to Neighbours when Romania and France are drawing 0-0 and will clearly ALWAYS be drawing 0-0 if they're allowed to continue.
BBC and ITV need to draw in the kind of people who take Sky's Super Sunday commercials as their guide to football loyalty. The viewing figures go through the roof when you can reel in the type of football fan who, for example, thinks Tim Lovejoy is both knowledgeable and funny or that he has any genuine love for the game.
It's the lads' mag-reading, Premier League-centric, Budweiser-in-the-fridge, Dominos Pizza-on-speed-dial generation who make up the vast majority of TV football fans and the networks must persuade THEM to watch - not us.
Basically, if England or Manchester United aren't involved, English broadcasters will make them involved - by slagging the Germans or lavishing praise on Ronaldo. This is how they attract the lowest common denominator, floating-voter armchair fan.
They don't worry about you and I, the true lovers of the game - the people who can be partisan about the game itself rather than the teams taking part. TV knows it has US in the bag the moment we see a ball on a bit of grass.
What a pity that Spain's hoodoo-busting, Arshavin's arrival, Holland's mesmeric destruction of Italy and France and Turkey's utterly exhausting capacity for gut-wrenching drama, was completely wasted on the TV pundits who brought them to us.
We, the aficionado, must remember what's what – ie. that at no time in their history have Germany ever been lucky and that England are rarely anything more than a quarter-final team. And very often so much less.
Back to you in the studio, Gary.
Comments (7)
by Aaron on August 08, 2008
I get the feeling you some what dislike the english. One may ask if you so dislike the british (england/scotland) why the hell did you watch the bbc/itv broadcasting of the event...? I class myself as a true football fan as you seem to class yourself as one. As a true football fan i can quite easily watch a football match on TV and doesn't bother what the commontators says, they in no way effect the the enjoyment of the match as i am watching it for the FOOTBALL not to listen to two people talking, which is what you should be doing as a true football fan. Not worrying about what they are saying, get over your anti-english hate and start being a proper football fan. The article its absolute pathetic and just shows your intelligence or should i say ignorance.
by Stretford-end on August 08, 2008
So more bitterness from North of the border? If you don't like listening to the beeb, ITV, John Barnes Football night then just mute the commentary - I don't like listening to them so I don't - and i'm not Scottish. I was pleased that England didn't get to the finals - We actually saw some good football being played. I think most Scottish are locked in an battle with themselves arguing how much they hate the English for going on about past glories...who cares!? I always hear about the Lisbon Lions - don't bother me. The general armchair Scotland fans needs to realise that not every Englishman will only watch football because England are on and will smash their way to victory using the old Terry Butcher pride. I was really pleased to see Luka Modric pass Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard off the pitch that November - not reveling in the same bitterness reserved for Scotland and Citeh fans - but from the fact that it highlighted England aren't as good as they think they are. To be honest - I don't understand what United have to do with anything here? Ronaldo was simply on another planet last season and many a commentator was simply in awe of him. I still really cannot see why it bothers you so much what commentators say - yeah you do pay the license fee, but you do get a fair wedge of tax money. ;-)
by Sagar Shah on August 08, 2008
What do you expect...afterall if you watch british channels you will definitely get british biasness. I'm sure as well that if you watched french tv coverage they were biased towards the french team and so on. so stop complaining and truly if you were getting irritated by the commentary you could have turned down the volume on the radio and possibly listen to foreign radio channels and see if you cab find an unbiased commentary.
by James Dover on August 08, 2008
Your bound to have bitterness North of the border if your watching a british broadcasting channel with English commentary muttering smarmy comments about every country apart from England. I am English but i have scots friends and even i have witnessed this over the years. We like to think we are great but the truth is we have done nothing since 66 and even then it wasn't much of a comp than it is today. We should just have a commentator from both england and scotland doing the same match in future. That way they can both knock each other out and let the GB punters watch the game without their smarmy comments
by Alan Schmitt on August 08, 2008
Rangers are a disgrace to football. They are anti - football losers, playing 4 - 5 - 1 against a team of Lithuanian plumbers. If thats 'football' you can keep it.
by Trevor Else on August 15, 2008
Poor down trodden Scots, it really is amusing how they can incorporate their anti English hysteria into any subject,and just show up their apparent inferiority complex, get a grip !!!!
by paul dobson on August 15, 2008
The most striking thing about the commentary on the euros, was how often mention was made of Premiership connections. The general impression I got, was, that although the England team weren't there in person, you can bet your life that none of the others would've made it either if there weren't so many Premier League based players in their squads. How many times did we hear something like "Torres of Liverpool"? And if a player wasn't already in the Premiership, you can't rest assured that he would be snapped up next season for a "dream" move!! The euros were better for not having England involved, because I could appreciate the football and not get stressed about how 'we'll get it right in the next game'.
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