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by Greg Smith on 24 August 2008
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Doh, doh and doh! Three in a row and four losses this season? It's a sure sign of a rugby union drought in South Africa and I imagine that's exactly what Pieter de Villiers was alluding to when he said coaching the Boks was a bit of a rollercoaster ride. He'd better beware, De Villiers is in danger of his ride going off the rails completely as telephones buzz around the Rugby Republic to get someone to hit his ejector button.
But rather than bow to temptation and phone Homer Simpson to fill the void Jake White left in Springbok rugby, I've put my back into replaying my recordings of this season's Tri-Nations and discovered the REAL reason for the Boks' swings-and-roundabouts season.
Going through recordings of the Boks, the All Blacks and Australia I've developed a pretty good picture of what's really going on here. I call it, the Play-Play Theory.
The Play-Play Theory explains why the Boks are battling against the Aussies and New Zealand when they are, on paper, a much superior team which has a history of physicality and upper body strength which has mysteriously vanished thanks to, not only the ELV's, but thanks to this new Play-Play rugby.
Australia and New Zealand are riddled with Play-Play rugby which spread like a virus from football. Anyone who's watched a game of soccer will know what I'm talking about here – it's the act and pretending part of the game. This has never been a part of rugby union (not in South Africa anyway) and the ELV's have seen the Kiwis and Wallabies perfect it while the Springboks are left playing TRUE rugby.
Watch a 2007 game and you'll see real challenges in the rucks at breakdowns. Watch a 2008 Tri-Nations game and you'll see the Springboks still playing rugby while theAll Blacks and Aussies put on their best Hollywood faces and merely pretend to be challenging.
It's simple, and playing the referee has been the AB's and Wallabies style for years. The ELV's have just allowed them to really go for their Oscars. The Boks have been blown to bits for actually playing rugby while these pretenders have no intention of getting the ball in the breakdowns.
Why bother getting the ball legitimately if the referee is going to fall for an Oscar performance?
The AB's and Wallabies go into breakdowns, pump their arms wildly (asif they're contesting and winning) and Boks get blown every time. An analysis of penalties shows the Boks have been blown out of the Tri-Nations and it's because of this virus of pretend Play-Play rugby!
I'm tempted to say the Boks should get their 'acting together' but then I'd prefer to watch real rugby and if I wanted to watch a bunch of pretenders I'd flick over to football or rugby league.
Sour grapes? Maybe but the Boks deserve a hand for their 2008 and for real rugby. Butch James's performance was inspiring against Australia in Durban and he's the hardest working flyhalf in rugby. The man played like a loosey and it's a bitter pill to watch true rugby vanish into a mist of Aussie and All Black pretence.
Comments (15)
by Cobus Basson on August 24, 2008
I am not sure if you are being very tongue in cheek here or if you are serious, but I know one thing. It is not possible that players like Schalk Burger and Juan Smith, who were outstanding last year, can suddenly not get their hands on the ball in the rucks if something illegal is not going on there. In the game against the Aussies I was shouting in my chair "holding on, holding on!" at times when an Aussie went to ground with the ball with four Springboks trying to wrestle it away from him, but magically after 30 seconds the ball would emerge on the Aussie side with the ref standing there admiring the fantastic display of ball retention by one man. Then at times a Springbok would run with the ball and get tackled, and in the process of falling the ref would already be at the point of blowing for holding on. I dare anyone who is not an Aussie or New Zealand supporter to watch the last three games, just the breakdowns, in slow motion and the refs' blowing of it and tell me that there is no difference in how it's blown for or against the Springboks. I say give us Northern Hemisphere refs when the Boks play so that we can see a fair contest.
by Rugby man on August 24, 2008
Sour grapes - both of you.
by The Blackness on August 25, 2008
Let's see...we've had DENIAL - "Haha flukey Kiwis and Wallabies, this won't last..." ANGER - "Grrr I bragged and bleated but now my beloved Zimboks are getting humped, why oh why?" BARGAINING - "Can those Aussie and Kiwi meanies start reciprocating the away victories for my beloved Zimboks please!" DEPRESSION - "Sob sob sob, I don't care anymore but here's a funny Bongkaka song and dance to make my mum laugh into the wee hours" ACCEPTANCE - "it's a bitter pill to watch true rugby vanish into a mist of Aussie and All Black pretence." Well done Greg, it's been a pleasure seeing the 5 stages of grief played out by the Zimboks No1 Fan. Keep it coming cuzzie - I read your stories out to inspire my high school 1st XV players so that they understand how Zimbok supporters think. Kia mau!
by eammon conaghan on August 25, 2008
As a Springbok fan, the last thing you should want to do is compare 08 rugby to 07 rugby...or indeed draw any attention to 07 rugby. It is better to preserve the illusion that you won a world cup playing rugby than to encourage people to take a fresh look at that tournament and realise what really happened. Rugby in 2007 was won by kick-and-hope teams. Pump the ball in the air, come up in a flat line and for God's sake don't do anything with the ball that might result in a mistake. The ELVs aren't perfect but at least they encourage a slightly more cerebral and enterprising pattern than that. Rugby is called the running game, after all, so howzabout we play it on our feet and not with our feet. Better that than watching the game reduced to up-and-under Russian roulette. As for manufactured appeals to the referee...?? What a fitting coincidence your byline pic shows only one eye.
by Greg Smith on August 25, 2008
No, as a Bok fan, the last thing I should do, as my great, great grandfather told me, is to pay Irish rugby (and its 'experts') any mind and it's as mysterious to me as Grand Prix having is HQ in Ethiopia that Dublin 2 is home to the IRB ?
Eammon Conaghan - Unless you're actually a Kiwi or Aussie Irishman, that makes perfect sense (the IRB HQ in Dublin)
by eammon conaghan on August 26, 2008
Ireland would seem the perfect place for IRB headquarters if your ambition is to keep rugby mired in the tactical vacuum of the Garryowen kicking game.
by Steven Bissett on August 26, 2008
Greg - It's not too late to think about getting yourselves a Kiwi coach. Just look at the Aussies. It's the best move they ever made.
by Brad on August 27, 2008
Who did robbie deans piss off in nz rugby not to land the all blacks job im not complaining hes the best coach in the world and coaching the wallabies?
by Fergusson on August 28, 2008
Ummm, he pissed off the players. Everyone forgets that Deans has been part of the All Blacks coaching setup before. It was during a reign remembered among other things for the fielding of an All Blacks starting 15 featuring 14 Crusaders. Admittedly he was assistant to Mitchell but the fact he had a side featuring 14 of his S12 mates is evidence of the influence he held within that arrangement. An arrangement that ended with the worst of all the kiwi world cup failures...the 2003 semi final capitulation to what was an ordinary Wallaby side. A side they'd put 50 points on just a few months earlier. That turnaround is significant because it shows that the team was brittle and flaky -- exceptionally gifted but readily beatable in an alley fight. There were several Deans-Mitchell blunders. The first was the way players were managed. In his autobiography, Tana Umaga noted what a tense and uneasy relationship the players had with the coaches. Of course the other great mishap was the failure to take adequate cover at centre. Umaga was injured in the opening game of the tournament and the ABs poked an excellent fullback (MacDonald) in at centre from then on. They had Nonu on the squad as a backup centre but were afraid of his inexperience. That anxiety was probably well founded but it begs the question...did they not consider that when picking their squad? In the semis, MacDonald did not have the necessary midfield nous to contain Mortlock and even though the ABs had enough talent on the field to cover that mismatch, no-one lifted and NZ crumbled. Tragically, that massive blunder has unfairly tarnished MacDonald's legacy. Yes, Mitchell shares Deans's guilt...maybe even the lion's share. But there's no doubt that Deans wielded considerable authority in that setup and it failed. It failed miserably. While Henry's team fell over at the World Cup too...he has far more mitigation. A) NZ had no hard games ahead of the French clash B) the NZ vs Aust ref didn't miss 16 offsides C) the game was actually still close anyway (not so in 2003) and D) France was probably a better side than the 2003 aussies. So Deans is not the best coach in the world by a long stretch. It would be safer to say that in his coaching experience, he had the best provincial players in the world under him. People seem to forget that counts for quite a lot. Deans is good...probably better than anyone going around the sidelines in oz, but he’s capable of being a false profit.
by Kevin Rudd on August 28, 2008
I believe its the kiwi mentality they are weak when the pressure is on its something you can deny
And I do deny it. The pressure of that impending full stop didn't make you miss a vital letter there did it, Kev? Shame.
by Jake Jopelin on August 29, 2008
Thanks for a thorough explanation Ferguson. Very interesting. Pity you got the typical uneducated ozzie response back. They're so bitter that the All Blacks have the reputation of being the best players in the world due to their consistency rather than just the odd moment of glory in rugby....try being good sportsman would be a step in the right direction lol.
by Big Kev on September 01, 2008
Please dopelin all kiwis are born chokers its not your fault and what consistency you cant even win a world cup in a sport your country is crazy about and theres no excuses its not as if you good at anything else.
by Jake Jopelin on September 02, 2008
By the way, I'm Welsh but idolise the sheer brilliance of the All Blacks and their good sportsmanship. They are true good sportsman and ozzies need to take a few lessons out of their book. Give credit where credits due. By the way, they have won 1 world cup (not that you'd probably be aware due to the totally biased media reporting that only shows ozzie wins over and over and the losses briefly shown with a wallaby scoring if they were lucky enough to lol), ozzies 2 and SA 2 so really nothing in it for a knockout games that depend on who they draw to lead up and who's luckiest on the day. The real pain for the ozzies is seeing the Tri Nations and Bledisloe results in black and white. Tri Nations games won NZ 38 Aus 23 SA 20, Bledisloe Games NZ 38, Aus 12....hurts doesn't it. I think its amazing a country of only 4 million can produce a team that whips a country of 20 million. big kev....ya gotta be dreamin mate lol. RESPECT
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