Doh, doh and doh! Three in a row and four losses this season? It's a sure sign of a rugby union drought in South Africa and I imagine that's exactly what Pieter de Villiers was alluding to when he said coaching the Boks was a bit of a rollercoaster ride. He'd better beware, De Villiers is in danger of his ride going off the rails completely as telephones buzz around the Rugby Republic to get someone to hit his ejector button.

But rather than bow to temptation and phone Homer Simpson to fill the void Jake White left in Springbok rugby, I've put my back into replaying my recordings of this season's Tri-Nations and discovered the REAL reason for the Boks' swings-and-roundabouts season.

Going through recordings of the Boks, the All Blacks and Australia I've developed a pretty good picture of what's really going on here. I call it, the Play-Play Theory.

The Play-Play Theory explains why the Boks are battling against the Aussies and New Zealand when they are, on paper, a much superior team which has a history of physicality and upper body strength which has mysteriously vanished thanks to, not only the ELV's, but thanks to this new Play-Play rugby.

Australia and New Zealand are riddled with Play-Play rugby which spread like a virus from football. Anyone who's watched a game of soccer will know what I'm talking about here – it's the act and pretending part of the game. This has never been a part of rugby union (not in South Africa anyway) and the ELV's have seen the Kiwis and Wallabies perfect it while the Springboks are left playing TRUE rugby.

Watch a 2007 game and you'll see real challenges in the rucks at breakdowns. Watch a 2008 Tri-Nations game and you'll see the Springboks still playing rugby while theAll Blacks and Aussies put on their best Hollywood faces and merely pretend to be challenging.

It's simple, and playing the referee has been the AB's and Wallabies style for years. The ELV's have just allowed them to really go for their Oscars. The Boks have been blown to bits for actually playing rugby while these pretenders have no intention of getting the ball in the breakdowns.

Why bother getting the ball legitimately if the referee is going to fall for an Oscar performance?

The AB's and Wallabies go into breakdowns, pump their arms wildly (asif they're contesting and winning) and Boks get blown every time. An analysis of penalties shows the Boks have been blown out of the Tri-Nations and it's because of this virus of pretend Play-Play rugby!

I'm tempted to say the Boks should get their 'acting together' but then I'd prefer to watch real rugby and if I wanted to watch a bunch of pretenders I'd flick over to football or rugby league.

Sour grapes? Maybe but the Boks deserve a hand for their 2008 and for real rugby. Butch James's performance was inspiring against Australia in Durban and he's the hardest working flyhalf in rugby. The man played like a loosey and it's a bitter pill to watch true rugby vanish into a mist of Aussie and All Black pretence.