Springbok-supporting conspiracy theorists are keenly interested in the next Test their side will play against the Wallabies at the fortress of South African rugby, Ellis Park.

Their theory demands that the Boks lose rather than win in what would be a predictable ''give-a-dog-a-bone'' pat on the back exit to the Tri-Nations on Saturday. Many of these Bok supporters have seen the writing on the wall, in true conspiracy theorist fashion, well ahead of the South African leg of the Tri-Nations.

The Springboks were the extra wheel in this year's competition (and need to be deflated) which these theorists believe has been pre-scripted by SANZAR. The Tri-Nations spoils will go to the teams in the South Pacific according to a script and logistical demands merely camouflaged by the games themselves.

They have Australia down to win this year as a committee decision.

To these theorists, the South African leg has only bolstered their early suspicions in this Tri-Nations. Venues have played a part and so has the blowing of the whistle.

While the Boks were forced to play at the strongholds of New Zealand rugby (House of Pain and Wellingon), the venues for the SA leg of the 2008 were puzzling. Durban and Cape Town are the ''tourist-friendly'' grounds and were picked by SANZAR ahead of the real inner sanctuaries of Springbok rugby, Bloemfontein, Ellis Park and Loftus.

Add this to the penalty count against the Boks and conspiracy theorist have almost enough to be completely satisfied this Tri-Nations was decided in a committee room rather than on the field.

The final piece of their puzzle came together on Saturday at Ellis Park.

The first-choice ground in South Africa for a 99 per cent guarantee of victory has been left for conciliation according to a script which sees the Boks save a little face on their way out the 2008 Tri-Nations door.

So, these Springbok supporters want none of it. The Boks need to buck the script and a loss is ironically better than a win here and now. Who wants Pieter De Villiers to get off the hook? The Boks must lose on Saturday (without any of this face-saving scripting) and the Aussies must win the Tri-Nations. That's the script and the only way the Bok conspiracy theorist will get some sort of victory in this 2008 Tri Nations.