Anti-All Black Club (AABC) members are having a good old-fashioned laugh, thanks to Tri-Nations bad winners, sulky smug New Zealand, who have lobbed charges of spying at Australia after their surprise victory in the final on Saturday.

Springbok experts who have regularly witnessed these Kiwi shenanigans explain that New Zealand had probably prepared their stock-standard 'good excuse routine' for their expected loss in Brisbane and after a surprise victory merely decided it was too good to just let lie after they bucked the script.

The Kiwis have accused an Aussie television channel of spying on their training sessions and handing this to Wallaby coach Robbie Deans ahead of the final. This has to be a sure thing for this year's 'Whine-O Awards'  and I think that this is not sport at all, it is more like kabuki of the insane.

Kabuki is a form of traditional Japanese theatre. Kabuki theatre is known for the stylisation of its drama and for the elaborate make-up worn by some of its performers. Kabuki is sometimes translated as "the art of singing and dancing."  The word kabuki is believed to derive from the verb kabuku, "to be out of one's mind", so kabuki can be interpreted to mean "bizarre" theatre.

When it comes to elaborate 'make up', the Kiwis are Oscar winners and they make bizarre look ordinary if you think of what they've done to the term 'bitter losers'.  

Sore winners? Bitter champions? I don't know. What do they put into the water in New Zealand?

Graham Henry's song-and-dance specialists have walked away with the infamous cheese-coated Whine-O Award for more than a decade with rugby union kabuki that makes Chuck Norris look like a yellow-belt novice.

Who can forget such Oscar performances as, 'We was poisoned!', 'That pass wasn't forward!' and the UK box office hit, 'Jonny English up-a-tree spying'?

But this year's blockbuster sequel to the English spying drama, dubbed 'Wallaby-up-a-tree', is comedy gold and is sure to add the Whine-O Award to the All Blacks' Tri-Nations and Bledisloe Cup collection.

Bok supporters believe Peter de Villiers might have his hands full coming up with something special to top this. It seems for once the Kiwis are right - they are the GREATEST!