England’s stuttering stars (I use the word loosely) will be breathing just a little easier after Tonga’s surprise 19-15 victory over Samoa in Montpellier yesterday.

The batttle of the Pacific Islanders, as expected, produced some fearsome moments, none worse than Hale T-Pole’s cynical elbow on Leo Lafaiali’i that saw the Samoan flanker become the first player to be red-carded in the 2007 World Cup. Poor Lafaiali’i was Pole-axed - literally - but the worrying aspect was that it was the third over-the-top tackle T-Pole had pulled off during the afternoon in Montpellier.

Tonga ended the game with 13 men after Toma Toke was yellow-carded late on - but they still had the resilience to chalk up their first victory over their island rivals for seven years.

'The terror of the Tongans and the bruisers of Samoa - the prospect is not a pleasant thought'


The blessing from England’s point of view is that they won’t have to face T-Pole, a Junior All Black, in their upcoming Pool A match. He’ll inevitably be banned…but while England will be relieved that their expected rivals for a qualifying place, Samoa, have now been replaced by their South Seas neighbours. The reality, however, is that Brian Ashton’s men now face a double peril - with both Samoa or Tonga still capable of qualifying and victories required over BOTH to be sure of making the last eight.

I was chatting this afternoon with an England old-stager, hard-man Lions lock Wade Dooley. And the 6ft 8in giant, who played in the 1991 Final against Australia, reckons it was England’s worst performance in 20 years.

Wade says they have not played so badly since the 1987 quarter-final, when they were beaten by Wales after an abysmal 80 minutes. Ironically, four years later they had become one of the world’s best sides - a complete reversal of their fortunes between 2003 and 2007.

So who do England need to fear most in their quest to win a quarter-final place against Australia - Samoa or Tonga?

Francois Pienaar, South Africa’s World Cup-winning captain of 1997, reckons both teams will be primed for the Enlgand clash rather than any other group game. To the point that he believes the Tongans will field a weakened side in their next pool game against the Springboks.

It makes sense - it’s a three-horse race for the runners-up spot in Pool A and all three teams need to save their best for the big ones. England’s problem is that they now have TWO major tests ahead, while the South Seas pair have only one, assuming the Tongans take it easy against certain table-toppers South Africa

Both Pienaar and Australian legend Michael Lynagh believe England should replace captain Martin Corry with former skipper Lawrence Dallaglio, even though the Wasps back-row veteran is now 35. I have to agree - poor Corry is clearly struggling to inspire an team that is struggling even more than he is, while Dallaglio is a natural leader of men. He may not be the player he was in 2003, but Lawrence has similar leadership qualities to Martin Johnson…and we all know what he did for England.

Either way, it’s a tough ask for England, whose form in the tournament so far has been a huge letdown. The terror of the Tongans and the bruisers of Samoa - the prospect is not a pleasant thought.

Meanwhile, Australia head towards the last eight (and hopefully a confrontation with Brian Ashton’s men) knowing they have found an ideal replacement for the injured Stephen Larkham in 21-year-old Berrick Barnes..

The Queensland Reds No.10 made a big impression in the 32-20 defeat of Wales in Cardiff, setting up Matt Giteau’s opening try and landing a cool drop goal. His performance had Michael Lynagh, arguably the wallabies’ greatest-ever fly-half, drooling: ‘’He had a wonderful game. It’s great to know Australia have such a talented player to back up Larkham.’’

Who will give England the bigger test - Samoa or Tonga? And which of the three will make the last eight? Post your comments below or submit an article to Sportingo.