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by Lior Rozenman on 05 October 2006
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OK all you EUs out there, the baseball post-season is upon us. Time to start the slow yet invigorating process of understanding what’s going, and why this game is so much better than cricket or rounders or any game that Donna Gee’s friends play. First of all, home runs: one of the most definitive moments in sports. I know in European football once or twice a game (or even three times if you’re lucky) you actually get to see A GOAL. Well, a home run can happen at any moment, delivered either by a great muscle-bound hunk (more likely) or a gangly jackrabbit of a human being (less likely) who can nonetheless at any moment hit a ball over the wall. The experience gives a thrill to the crowd and an instant energy spike to the team. This represents a huge momentum swing in the game, and the more unlikely the homer hitter, the more of a swing it can be. A home run can produce one run, two runs, three runs, or four runs (a Grand Slam -- no, not a tennis or golf tournament) depending on the amount of runners on base. Of course, the impact on the score determines the relative intensity of the charge that the homer produces. With this much information, maybe a brave soul out there can start explaining in kind what the heck is going on on the cricket field with one guy hitting the ball in any direction and never out of the park. And why don’t those guys use gloves, or get their little sweaters dirty? Anyway, there are eight teams in the post season, four each in the American and National leagues. Each team represents the champion of leagues that are separated by geographical region, so that there is proportional representation distributed throughout the country. Unlike in the Londonship, I mean Premiership, there are teams from more than three cities, and there are no more than two teams from any city! Anyway, besides the three divisional champions, one more team gets in the post-season, based on having the best record overall of the rest of the teams in the two respective leagues, National and American.
Anyway, each runner who circles the bases before three outs are made is worth a run on the scoreboard. The team with the most runs at the end of the game wins. This the most simplified explanation that can possibly be given. Now, the batter, and pitcher (the one who throws the ball to the batter) and any of the position players can be substituted at any moment. Thus, there is actually an invisible game of chess and percentages being played at every moment under the surface of what might appear to be a boring or uneventful game viscerally. It so happens that in the post-season all managerial decision are magnified, and will be remembered either in fame or infamy at crucial junctures in any game. So, too, can the results of the performance of the batter in the batter’s box or on the field, and goats and heroes are made simultaneously, while shifts in momentum can happen within moments of each other. The chance for redemption is strong in baseball, and the game has an uncanny way of bringing reputations down and just as suddenly and unexpectedly blowing them back up. The bottom line is that everything a batter, pitcher or fielder does on the field right now represents a scenario and position that they dreamed of as youngsters, and captures the imagination of the entire nation of not only baseball but sport aficionados all over the world for these weeks in October. The dramas and suspense and transcendent performances (or clutch, when a player raises his level of performance as the stakes get higher) that audiences experience in watching these games will leave a permanent impression and a lifetime of inspiration. Or heartbreak.
Comments (26)
by Donna Gee on October 05, 2006
Nice read, Lior...but it would be nice if you got your facts right. A goal, like a home run, can come at any time, so numbers are irrelevant. And if you take a world vote on it, I guarantee more people on this planet would get a kick out of seeing a goal scored than someone hitting a home run. Who taught you about English geography, by the way? The Premiership is currently made up of clubs representing 13 different towns and cities, not three as you suggest. Try telling a Liverpool or Newcastle fan that their city is in London and you'll probably finish up in hospital! Oh, and cricketers do hit the ball out of the park -- and a lot more today with the advent of the all-action 20-20 game. As for your observation about gloves, why on earth would anyone but the wicketkeeper (our backstop) need gloves? Only softie fielders can't catch a hard ball with their bare hands. Having said all that, I actually enjoy watching baseball's World Series. So maybe you should try watching the upcoming Ashes cricket series betw
by Dean Edwards on October 05, 2006
This new game of yours sounds very simple and appealing. I'm sure you will have lots of success exporting it to the rest of the World. I would imagine it would be very popular with women and children. I also think it is very brave of the players to play without crash helmets and padding like your other sportsmen. Good luck with it I say.
by Mike on October 05, 2006
zzzzz
by SvP on October 05, 2006
Nope sorry.. cricket is way better. More variations, more interesting to watch and play. A good hitter stays out there for a maximum of 10 mins on base -- in cricket, if you are a good batsman you can stay out there for the entire innings, while the opponents try to get you out. http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.crick et/msg/3f3959871fb8f81e
by Srivallabh on October 05, 2006
Poor attempt son. "European Football" ???? LOL. If anything, it is World Football, whatever you call the tripe that goes on in US. Why are all American authors full of the same s**t ?
by Lior on October 05, 2006
Your reaction to the term "European football" warms my heart, as you have fallen for the writer's irony hook, line and sinker!
How does the batsman get out in cricket? Explain some variations. Why is cricket better? Inquiring Americans want to know cuz that game makes no sense.
Remember, the game behind the game. Boo!
Actually Dean, most women and children don't understand the game... and not only don't the players wear padding, they also don't flop on the field and start writhing in pain on every play. But we're working on it.
If only someone would explain this game, i would give it a shot. What do you say Donna? Peanuts, beer...and cricket match?
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess EU did
by A S on October 06, 2006
cricket is a much more complex and difficult sport..try facing the ball after it pitches on the ground..and turns..ofcourse this is after it swings (curves) in the air before even pitching on the ground..oh and why the hell do you need gloves to catch? aren't your bare hands enough??
not my words -- but very apt -- found it on rec.cricket "The major difference between cricket & baseball is that there is an added dimension in cricket, namely the wicket. Balls bouncing off the wicket create a huge variety of different bowling styles and subsequent batting stratagies to deal with the bowling attack. Baseball lacks this element, and as such is fairly one dimensional. Another thing missing in baseball is the duration of a batsman. In baseball, a batsman is there what for 3 balls? Cricket can sometimes result in a great batsman being there at the crease for hours, and the crowd gets to see a protracted display of the bowlers trying to get the better of the batsman, etc. When you see fast aggressive bowlers trying to hit the batsman's neck at 90mph, you start to realise just how much of a contest is taking place between the bowler and the batsman. Recently Shane Warne took a vicious bouncer over his eye, and the meat of his eyebrow / forehead was mushed up so that it was difficu
Recently Shane Warne took a vicious bouncer over his eye, and the meat of his eyebrow / forehead was mushed up so that it was difficult to find bits of skin to stitch back together. He returned back to the crease after being patched up in hospital ~ this is not uncommon in cricket either. Cricket can be a really vicious game at times, and the rules do not prevent this. At times, cricket can seem like a boxing match, i.e. the man against the man and if there is blood spilled, so be it. Last Ashes series, at Edgebaston, Flintoff's bowling at Brett Lee was just an incredible bit of bowler severely roughing up the batman, so much so that Lee after being struck on the hand with 90mph bouncer, looked like he was about to vomit with the pain he was enduring. After he was hit with the ball, he winced immediately, dropped the bat and shuffled over to short square leg and dropped to all fours and heaved about in agony. I could see that he was seriously discomforted, and yet with a few minutes he was ba
After he was hit with the ball, he winced immediately, dropped the bat and shuffled over to short square leg and dropped to all fours and heaved about in agony. I could see that he was seriously discomforted, and yet with a few minutes he was back at the crease to receive yet more punishment from Flintoff. To play cricket like this means that you must have guts to gruel it out against a fast bouncy bowler on a fast bouncy wicket... Once you have got into watching cricket it is difficult to even consider baseball as a meaningful sport.
by Srivallabh on October 06, 2006
AweSome was ur post!!! Baseball is the best sleeping pill in the world.
by Bob Martin on October 06, 2006
This writer has obviously never even watched a game of cricket. Baseball is for girlies.
by Donna Gee on October 06, 2006
I think you're on a loser this time, Lior, judging from the comments so far. One little thought...do you think your top baseball players would make it as cricketers? I think not - batting in our game is not about slogging but about reading the subtleties of the bowlers and playing the right shots accordingly. A 'slogger' baseball star would probably be out first ball at cricket. On the other hand, I'd love to see Freddie Flintoff or Kevin Pietersen trying to hit home runs. Freddie would hit it so far they'd have to rename him Homer Sampson.
by ltrain on October 11, 2006
I need some proof, can you send one of your best cricketeers to spring training next year?
are you guys just going to pound your chest pompously, or begin the apparently difficult process of explaining what the heck those guys are doing?
of boredom! Would someone prove to me that this game makes any sense?
but how can you get into cricket if no one knows how to explain it?
AS, how come they never show bloody cricket uniforms on ESPN?
for an unlimited duration fo balls pitched, until he hits the ball in fair play or is called out on a swinging (and a miss) of the bat (a strike), or a called strike, so deemed by the umpire. What does it take to remove a cricket batter?
now the division plyoffs are over, the League Championship Series are up now. Don't forget to watch them, thr electricity in th stadium is unparallelled, and the games don't take more than half a day!
by Lior on February 08, 2007
What do you know about Americans? Or writing? You obviously can't spell. According to "Brit"