Shagging everything in sight eh Alan? Surely not I...you must have me mixed up with the Lord of all shaggers...non other than the honourable Sir Zambezi Bob esq.....well known in your parts (pun) for pork swording I understand. I, it is rumoured, and I has

This is the Chelsea board--well blow me. And he's me thinking it was Wigan's. Thought you'd show up sooner or later to make sure nobody takes any of your space up. And by the way, whatever you're pouring down your neck it's having an adverse effect to whi

is it Alan Hegarty by the way?

see you on the morrow alan.......

Yes ,who is it Alan? Oldham, Sunderland ,or West Ham,one answer only.

now dont be like that alan! that was not meant like that who have your boys got on saturday?

Understood--over and out.

Now look, Ian. Me and you could be falling out. If you've read any of my stuff you'll find that I hold a very high regard for Man Utd, for me the best and biggest club in the world. I was amazed at the way this arrogant arse dared to mess you guys about r

What about the latest rumour CJ swapping Mido for Alan Smith supposedly to add steel to the midfield. I can't see the sense in that unless Mido is proving unmanagable and Boro just want rid. Bid of £4.5m turned down for O'Neil. Still nothing more heard of

One thing Alan ,you will get more football talk on here than most other boards,you probably have already formed that opinion anyway.

Ha ha,i've just got shot of mine Alan.

Alan, want to put your money where your mouth is!? 2-1 to the hammers on saturday to go with the bashing we gave em early on in the season. for charity of course well will yer?

Given this quite a bit of thought for Sat. down the road from me. Looked at all the angles. I can foresee the Hammers endeavoring to play good football but being harassed for the 90 by the desperate Magpies in an unattractive game. Newcastle 1 West H