Fans are starting to vent their collective doubts about Avram Grant and the sugar daddy is twitching. The quiet and unassuming assistant manager with ties to Stamford Bridge's past and present might be the solution. Posted October 01, 2007 by Mark Apostolou

The England paceman has taken loads of wickets since becoming a father and his only problem at the moment can be cured with a spell at county level. Posted March 22, 2008 by Harriet Marlow

It's quite simple really. Kidnap and brainwash them, change their features with plastic surgery, hand them a white shirt - and Euro 2008 will be England's! Posted April 02, 2007 by Justin Ng

Why did the England boss field a team of 11 right-footed players against Spain when he had left-footed options like Stuart Downing and Gareth Barry waiting on the bench? Posted February 11, 2007 by Michael Pudney

Here we go again, another dismal performance by our national team. We need to find players who can caress the ball like Zinedine Zidane and play the kind of game which succeeds. Posted November 22, 2007 by Joe Morris